ROTFLMAO!!!
Someone in Springfield obviously doesn't play Texas Hold'em.
(Yah only get two hole cards pardner. The rest are in the flop.) There are too many cards engraved into the side, or not enough, as a hand is created out of five cards in total and I count four. Maybe, it is hard to tell, the engraving represents four aces. Still there would be a fifth card to show, even if it didn't amount to anything in relation to the rest of the hand. Maybe they should have stuck with the garish THUNDER RANCH gold sideplate instead.