The Hippie-Blaster

[Hippie-Blaster 500]

Hey hows it going everyone? Long time reader first time caller. So I just wanted to say hi to the crowd and I look forward to chatting with everyone. Just incase you're wondering where the name comes from it's what I call my Mossberg 500. I live in a hippie infested area and I can't stand them. They talk about saving the world and have good intentions but all they do is smoke pot, smell bad, and beg for money. I can't stand'em! Peace when there is none!

 

[Desk Jockey]

Welcome aboard. Where do you live; 1968??

 

[Biker]

Hippie-Blaster 500...

Well bro, I hope you know how to positively identify a "hippie". I have long hair, wear a black bandanna, a beard, ride a Harley, lots o' guns (including one always on my ankle and often another in my hip pocket) and an occasional bad attitude.
Biker

 

[VTKFJoe]

Killing Hippies - wow. They don't seem too threatening to me.

 

[shermacman]

Welcome, I think.
After you have ruled out blasting hippies that look like Biker, remember that smoking pot, being lazy, not washing and begging for money are not exactly threats to your personal safety. That being the case, blasting hippies will probably result in long lonely days locked in a cell, and long nights filled with adventure, danger and sex.

Not a problem if you are into that sort of stuff. I'm not, I'm just saying...

 

[iocane]

Being a farmer and after all the times I went out to do a days work and found one of my fields covered with drug needles, garbage etc. I can see where Hippie-Blaster 500 might have troubles with hippies. Its amazing how many people who are so willing to trash some farmers fields have enviromentalist bumper stickers. Plus drug needles left all over the place can spread desease, that is not good for others safety.

 

[Thefabulousfink]

and long nights filled with adventure, danger and sex.

:lol: Shermacman, that has got to be the funniest depiction of jail that I have ever heard.

Hippie-blaster, Welcome.
While hippies often get on my nerves, here at THR we shy away from shooting people who do not pose an immediate threat (even if there are some people who need shooting). That's just life and we have to live with annoying people every day. Zombies, on the other hand, are fair game and I am sure that your Mossberg will come in quite handy.

 

[JesseJames]

Hippies are idiots. Hippies/Idiots: both synonymous.
Never underestimate the power of cliques. Which is what hippies are. Cliques of disaffected, confused, lazy, do nothings.

 

[VTKFJoe]

Hippies are idiots. Hippies/Idiots: both synonymous.
Never underestimate the power of cliques. Which is what hippies are. Cliques of disaffected, confused, lazy, do nothings.

Maybe so, but you still can't shoot idiots just because they are idiots. Luckily, they have the same rights as you and I.

Why am I arguing this point? - rising to the bait I guess. Well, I'm done.

Joe

 

[Mizzle187]

Hey HippieBlaster is your real name Eric Cartmen? And do you live in SouthPark,Colorado by chance? G*d D*mn Hippies! Nice!

 

[Freelance Tax Collector]

'This situation has the potential to reach a critical mass of hippies culminating in a hippie music festival.

We must bore our way through the crowd and play Slayer Raining Blood as an anti-hippie deterrent. This is our only hope to save the town.

"...RAINING BLOOD FROM A LACERATED SKY...!"

"OMG such angry music! I'm gonna ditch this whole angry scene!"'

- such is what to expect if we let the hippie problem get out of control. I propose to 'nip it in the bud' by implementing a final solution to the hippie problem. To arms, everyone! Go grab a Slayer CD! We'll repel them into the sea!

But seriously, if defense against hippies is your priority, think more along the lines of skinny, weak zombies. A 12 gauge mossy would be overkill, but a Ruger 10/22 with a 50 round magazine would be just the ticket.

 

[starplayer]

hippies are just constantly pissed off because it took a republican (richard nixon) to start the environmental protection agency..

 

[Henry Bowman]

Reminds me of a TV commercial I saw last week about a geek who makes an "improved" scarecrow. Self-propelled robot that blasts crows right out of the sky -- as well as other pests, like a group of hippies who has set up in the corn field.

Guess you'd have to see it.

 

[nucstl1]

This is too funny. Spent the weekend with my sister-in-law and here husband, both of whcich are self professed hippies.....OMG...It was quite a culture shock for me. Never met anyone so disconnected from the mainstream or society in general. Our discussion Saturday night evolved to the sister-in-law stating that the U.S is the worst place to live on earth. I reminded her that she is not a passport holder let alone a world traveler, but if she really felt that way I have enough frequent flyer miles for a couple one-way tickets to China or another colorful destination that panders to freedom loving hippies. These are the folks that we need to protect from themselves.

 

[wingnutx]

I just scare the hippies away with a bar of soap and a GG Allen cd.

 

[Justin]

This is not The High Road.