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VP Business Development for an engineering company in the offshore oil and gas industry, hopefully retiring in a couple of years.

I need everyone to go buy an Expedition or Tahoe, that would help a lot.
 
i am a commercial pest control technician. Among my accounts are several large indoor retail shopping areas. I keep my eyes open, in case the Rapid Tactical Response Force requires assistrance. (my backpack sprayer is coated with ballistic ceramic deflection tiles...)
 
By day a mild mannered grad student and teaching assistant getting his PhD. By night an ill-tempered bouncer.
 
I'm a designer. Electrical by training. Piping, mechanical, civil/structural by necessity. I love my job! Where else can you just think stuff up and then watch people build it? Life is good!
 
Computer Hypnotist

I brainwash computers.

They give me cool business cards that allege that I'm a "Senior Engineer" for a large-ish gaming (like slot machines) company.

Most of my work winds up in little tin boxes, about two inches high, four inches deep, and nine inches long, with a variety of funny cables leading in and out.

Lately they've decided I need to brainwash humans, too, so I've been given the additional title of "Intellectual Property Liaison" which means I work more hours and report to more bosses and receive the same pay.
. . . Bob: I have eight different bosses right now.
I beg your pardon?
Eight bosses.
Eight?
Eight, Bob. So that means that when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it.
Clever, these MBA types.

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Oh, and in my spare time (yeah, right) I'm an Amateur Hoplologist & Ballistician.
 
Past - Dish monkey/apprentice brewer for small local restaurant

Present - Culinary student

Future - Independent business owner. Probably a bakery, but who knows. Something food-related.
 
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