The Redneck Cup....

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Dave McCracken

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I caught an episode of Shotgun Journal tonight dedicated to the Vintager Cup. The Vintagers are folks who like to dress up like circa 1870-1900 British aristocracy and shoot old doubleguns, both rifles and shotguns. It looks like great fun, and I'm sure those old Holland and Holland and Purdey guns still have lots of shots left in them.They have side events for weapons like "Stopping Rifles", Large bore "Elephant" guns, and another for Drillings, the Germanic 3 shot rifle/shotgun combos.

Following that episode was American Shooter, with a big segment on the Cowboy Action stuff.This also looks like great fun,and all us American men have dreamed about stalking through the dusty streets of Tombstone with the Earps and Doc Holiday looking for the Clantons.

All this nostalgia made me nostalgic. I got to thinking about whether all shotgunner's needs can be met by something like this.

As for me, NONE of my ancestors were ever addressed as Milord or Milady. I'm sure none ever owned a Purdey. While I do have a real cowboy among my ancestors, all accounts agree he was a triple chrome plated SOB.

My family's tastes ran more to moonshine than Merlot. Lots of their guns had names like "Ranger" or "Western Field", and I'm sure they'd regard the Vintagers AND the SASS folks with jaundiced, suspicious eyes.

So, more in keeping with my heritage, I propose....

THE REDNECK CUP!!

We too, can dress up in colorful costumes and shoot guns.

Bib overalls are de riguer, so are jeans and T shirts with a little BBQ sauce dribbled on them. Flannel shirts and ball caps are required for the big banquet at the end of the shoot.A work shirt with your first name embroidered above the pocket is acceptable. Style points given for grease on it.

Footgear can include barn boots(Dung optional), Acme cowboy boots and none.

Instead of the stopping rifle event,we could rig up a charging razorback target to be shot at with buck.

Instead of a Drilling event, we could have at two flying clays with a pump gun, followed by immediately dropping in a slug and going for a stationary possum target out at 45 yards. Bead sights only...

Instead of the Purdey Invitational, we could have a House Brand event, where all the shotguns used had to have names like Ted Williams, J G Higgins, Ranger, etc.

No autos newer than the A-5.

A Single Barrel Event where the second bird of a following pair is launched 5 seconds after report to allow for reloading an old I/J Champion,H&R single, Winchester 37, Long Tom, etc.

A Road Hunter Event where the shooter has to decab from a simulated P/U truck, throw in a round and hit a target launched when his/her feet hit the road surface. Alternately, shooting slugs from the P/U bed at a deer silohuette.

A Texas Dove Hunter Event where the shooter mounts and shoots with his/her firing hand only while the support hand holds a 12 oz weight shaped like a longneck.

And if clay targets half the size of rabbit targets can be found, a night shoot to simulate shooting rats at the landfill can cap off the festivities.

How does that sound?
 
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Careful Dave, you might just start a new shooting sport/fad.

Instead of the Championship being called End of Trail, it just might be known as The McCracken Blast Off ;)
 
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:D :D :cool:

I'll be the fella in jeans, tennis shoes driving a 10 y/o p/u.

I don't compete anymore but this I couldn't pass up. Gotta have style points, I mean a fella taking doubles ( say I toss my empty soda can into a moving truck bed AND hit the thrown target) should be rewarded. :D

Gotta have the "Junk Car" event. Slugs start at 25 yds, keep backing up , fella whom hits the door on the junk car on blocks from farthest out wins...

Watermellon event, "rock salt" the "stealing my mellon" moving targets...

Hay Loft event...from hay loft engage deer , at night, single bbl, slugs...

Let the games begin...
 
ALLL RIIIGHT!!

when, where, and how much Shiner Bock (and all other varieties they're brewing up of late) should i be bringing??:D :D
 
Y'all don't have a chance, might as well take the pictures of me with the Cup right now.........

The pickup dismount and the one handed dove shoot are where you need to practice if you want a shot at the title:neener:.


I am fluent in 9 dialects of redneck too if we need on-site translation.

Steve, instead of deer out of the loft we should be shooting running coons by flashlight IN the loft with a 410! That is something the true reds among us have all done it seems LOL.
 
I'm soooo there.


BTW, Rednecks don't drink Shiner Bock or any other fancypants beer. We drink Schaefer, MGD, Miller High Life, Bud, etc. :D

Chris
 
and let's not forget the "mid-lunch flush" event......

ie start sitting at wooden Picnic table complete with all the fixin's of a mid day break, shotgun rested against end of table butt on ground, hunting vest on bench beside shooter... multiple (3+) birds launch, shooter recovers shotgun and proceeds to hit as many birds as possible.

i witnessed an incident, that inspires the above event.... ("well i'll be danged" BANG,BANG.."see a warden?" "nope" BANG, BANG, BANG... ended with 4 dead doves and the guy cussing b/c he missed the 5th,):what: Btw i was a WITNESS not in anyway directly involved in the event

(same two guys were later witnessed harvesting about 4x the limit EACH, and were caught later that week hunting a baited field)
 
BTW, Rednecks don't drink Shiner Bock or any other fancypants beer.

Say that in Texas i DARE ya :evil:

the Stuff is second only to Bud around here as far as i can tell.

personally i only drink beer occasionally and thus b/c it's "something special/different" i usually DO get something that really IS a "fancypants beer" (guiness etc)
 
Steve, instead of deer out of the loft we should be shooting running coons by flashlight IN the loft with a 410! That is something the true reds among us have all done it seems LOL.
HSMITH and I get to team up as partners on this event...you fellas ain't got a prayer :D

Oh, you gotta hot wire the pickemup before you can drive it to dismount it...rules state doors optional...what's doors? :D

HSMITH... wanna pard up on the "bullfrogs out of the pond" event, single shot .410, off the rooftop, moonlight only...ribbitt, ribbitt, rib--bang/splash...:p

Oh after you shoot the spotlighted silhouette deer, you have to run and put it in p/u...while being pursued by wildlife officers you must hit all road signs shooting and driving getting back to the barn...

This is would be fun... Can we have a simulated duck shoot?....9.9 Johnson makes the bend in flooded timbers, the ducks are not believing some old boy is bearing down and shooting from a boat...Preacher is not allowed to use his punt gun on this one...
 
I'll play, but only if we can rig up something to simulate shooting ringnecks from the top of a combine. :D

And, just to check... would a set of worn-through Carharts and a feed-lot hat be appropriate? Also, may I suggest that instead of traditional clay targets, we simply use hand-thrown Skoal and Copenhagen tins? At most stations, perhaps we could have the option of shooting from the standing position, or while sitting on a 5-gallon bucket.

Say, do you think there's any way to get Hooters to sponsor the event and provide the trappers?
 
Dave you forgot:

Roadsign Challenge: team event.

From a moving pickup engage 5 roadsigns of various sizes. 2 shooters may fire in any combination, one from the front seat and one from behind. Your driver must blow a .2 before getting behind the wheel. 2/34inch 9 pellet buckshot loads. Most pellets on target/time wins. In the event of a tie we settle it with arm wrasslin.

Trophy Fishing: You are walking down to your favorite fishing hole when you spy the biggest channel cat sunning itself in the shallows three feet from the bank. At buzzer, drop tackle/rod/beer cooler/potrtable radio, return to truck for shotgun and one box shells. Return to starting point. Load and fire at the fish as you see them. Timed event, fish popper located just under the surface is reactive, activates more fish targets.

BTW: Most of the old shotguns I've seen laying around my relative's places were HR single shots, unless you count the sawed off Uncle 'Lije carried for "Union Duty". Though I can see using a Winchester model 24 for a lot of this.. most red necks I know don't use slugs.
 
Steve, partners it is!!!!

These kids don't know who they are messin' with LOL.

Roadsigns? Well that is a chapter passed that should not be read again LOL. I still wonder if some of the tinnitus is ..... nevermind.
 
And I claim first dibs on the "blessing of the shotguns" ceremony. Of course, this will be paid for by taking up a collection from participants... ammo, moonshine and backstraps accepted in lieu of cash! :D

(P.S. - no skunks! :D )
 
I guess H and I will have to demonstrate Roadside doubles...driver takes his side and hey...the guy riding shotgun...well not hard to figure out. :p

Bonus points if driver chunks longneck bottle over top of car and hits the roadsign too...oh I'm getting old...somehow I survived growing up...wait I just got bigger that's all...

We forgot the shooting of doves off power line event...

How in the heck do we do the sneaking the farmers/ranchers daughter out and the old man with the shotgun event...ladders are tricky...and I wasn't the one with the daughter...sneaking her in back was the other tricky part...oops...ever notice how porches always squeak, ever notice the old man kept everything else in repair and squeak-free except porches and door hinges to daugters room...
 
Hmmm, seems to me I recall "associating" with people who have done these events, just watching of course. I bet I would have a good chance at winning the cup, its amazing what you can learn by "just watching" ;) :scrutiny:

Gotta flip snuff cans to see who starts each event. Heads or tails.:D
 
(Wiping good coffee off monitor)....

Thanks guys, a great chuckle. Obviously, touched a common nerve with this.

It brings back so many memories, some of which I'll not share due to ignorance of how long the Statute of Limitations is on the acts involved.

"I'll be the guy in jeans, tennis shoes and driving a ten year old P/U truck"

Sorry,sm, you'll have to be more specific....

As for the other events, sounds good. We do need a tractor for the John Deere Open Tractor Gun shoot.

A canoe for the Carp Shoot can be found.

Someone else can ask Hooters, I can't. #$%^&* restraining order...

Maybe we can get Jeff Foxworthy to be the guest speaker at the banquet.

And for those longing to get in touch with their Inner Redneck, we can have seminars.

Subjects can include:

Skinning game with an air compressor.

What to say to the Game Warden and what not to.

Jacklighting, the Art and the Science.

Redneck Cooking, recipes and techniques for unusual but tasty meats like Whooping Crane, Bald Eagle, California Condor and Spotted Owl.

Fishing with explosives.

Guns,loads, and techniques for Nutria.

Corriea can handle the clothing concession. He should stock up on Party Nekkid T shirts and stuff with Confederate flags on it.

Trophies for the events can include Mounted Jackalope heads and old Porter Wagoner albums.

Oughta be quite a party....
 
"I'll be the guy in jeans, tennis shoes and driving a ten year old P/U truck" Sorry,sm, you'll have to be more specific....

Bwahahahaha :D :D :D

If I had coffee in my mouth when I read that, I would've been wiping it off the monitor. :D

Chris
 
More specific description?

OK, I'll be the jeans-n-sneaks-wearing guy in the 10-year old blue extended cab Chevy P/U.

And don't forget the Rudolf Reindeer segment of the roadsign competition....Guy that shoots closest to the nose of the deer wims. [A bright red backlight for the deer sign to make Rudolf's nose glow....]
 
This is sooooo up my neighbor's alley (the farm about 1/2 mile from my house is owned by the former county commissioner, one of his younger relatives (son, nephew, grandson, dunno the relation, but the was in my class in high school, his whole extended family lives in seperate houses on the same farm) routinely took deer out of season when walking his dog in the mornings).

Maybe I'll drop in for some fun too, but my Blazer's not a pickup and I dont own any overalls. :-(

Kharn
 
"I'll be the guy in jeans, tennis shoes and driving a ten year old P/U truck"
My ex and her kinfolk said I remind them of Alan Jackson...moustache and hair long darker shade tho'...and no I couldn't carry a tune if it had handles. Frisbee 45 RPMs vinyl and I'll bust them tho'...that count? :p

Scary part is what foghornl wrote...my truck IS FACT 10 years old blue, ... no extended cab...got a truck box tho'...;) [keeps the rain off the old telephones and TNT..."fishing tackle" ]

If we incorporate a "Cannonball Run" with this event...I'll have old shotshells and asst brass flying out the back of the bed...

Where be the young an nubile ladies...got some shooters in that bunch too?

For the ladies:

Stage Clothes Line: Start with shotgun in laundry basket, clothespinning the" flour sack panties", at the signal ( sirens) take out the headlights on the "Revenuer's Car" , transition to running squirrels on the barn...

Stage Hooters: Moonlight, at the signal ( telephone call from Sunday School teacher from a bar about hubby hanging all over that buxom blonde at opposite end of bar from her) Clothes in pillow case chucking contest, combined with throwing the bottle of Elvis Champagne on front lawn ( you know the one he gave you on your 1st week anniversary to prove his faithfulness) and shooting it before it hits the front lawn.

For the Coed Event:

Weekly Run Stage:

Fella drives and takes out roadsigns, the lady shoots out the tires on the Revenurer's car in chase...points deducted if any mason jars of moonshine break

" Honest Warden, the deer just jumped in front in the middle of road...all frozen like, afraid someone might hit 'em coming around the turn, for "public safety" I shot 'em" [Warden] " It ain't deer season yet" [Reply] Its for the chillren and the mommas at the shelter...being in need and hungry ain't a seasonal thing..." sniff sniff... Warden brushes something from eye, blows nose..." go on...get....;)
 
I need to play this game.

Roadsigns are supposed to be shot with rifles, not shotguns, mailboxes make good rifle targets too.

You have to have the grain elevator tag team rat shooting event.
As a kid, my brother and I would dial the elevator into an unused hole at the top, then turn on the elevator leg. Rats would get picked up, ride to the top and get dumped out for a 60'ft free fall. One guy tries to shoot them with a shotgun while they are falling, the other uses a .22 after they hit the ground. Quite often the rats will run right back into the pit for another ride if the weren't shot the first time. It's lots of fun.

Liquored up coon hunting of course. Conditions must be extremely cold, extremely wet, and extremely rough terrain. LIghts must have half dead batteries. And someone must have a 12ga with 00.

6 pack turtle shooting. After consumoing a 6 pack of beer, you sit at a rickety picnic table or the tailgate of the pickup and try to shoot turtles when the poke their heads out of the water. You have to drink another beer with every reload. No shotguns allowed.

Carp shooting. You ever seen how much a fish can bleed?!:what:

Rabbit huntin' Load as many people in the back of a pickup with as many guns as each can carry. At least 2 coolers. Enough spent shells and spent beer cans to make standing difficult and to make enough noise to scare off any animal within 20 miles. throw in one spotlight. Then drive 45 miles an hour over uneven terrain making hard turns to try andd keep up with the rabbit while everyone in the back is shooting as fast as possible. Last one left in the truck with no gun wounds wins. (Penalty will be assesed for shooting the truck)

Smoke.
 
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