In South Africa we had lychee trees, mango and avocado trees growing on our property. How much of that stuff do you think we got to eat?
Very little.
The monkeys got most of that. I wouldn't mind if they take an avo and then eat the whole thing, but they take one bite, throw it down to the ground and look for another one.
I am looking for a picture of one I took on the roof of our house in Amanzimtoti around 2002. They would pull off the slate tiles from the roof and throw those down onto the cars, and crap everywhere also, even in the pool! Unfortunately we weren't allowed to shoot them, its a residential area.
One time my mother made a nice toasted cheese and tomato sandwich and left it cooling down on a plate in the kitchen. No windows open. She went to fetch a book out of the study and on the way back saw a large monkey outside sitting next to the pool eating that sandwich. He was cool as a cucumber. He would have come in the front door, through the lounge, taken the sandwich and then back out again quick as a flash.
In 2008 I stayed in a little holiday flat in Amanzimtoti in January. One morning I heard some shouting, the monkeys had got into the kitchen and were taking sugar. They had sat there for a while eating on the counter before they were disturbed. Tried to get at the eggs also:
Here is one of the cuplrits, after he took his loot into the tree outside:
Here is his mate, who likes brown sugar, clearly:
And another one who prefers white: