Warning Signs - No Guns Allowed

[Billll]

Ran across this at Sharp as a Marble:
http://blog.robballen.com/archive/2008/03/09/Heres-your-sign.aspx

Thought that was pretty good. I don't have Photoshop, but here's my contribution.
Anyone else?

 

[siglite]

hah. CPZ's annoy me to no end.

 

[SaaM]

Thanks, glad you like it. I was going to put running people in there are well, but it started getting cluttered.

-Robb

 

[Pat-inCO]

 

[MarcusWendt]

And the sign said licensed packing people need not apply
So I tucked my shirt over my holster and I went in to ask him why
He said you look like a fine upstanding young man, I think you'll do
So I untucked my shirt, showed him my gun and I said imagine that, huh, me defending you

woah!


Sign Sign everywhere a sign
Blocking out the scenery breaking my mind
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign

 

[RoadkingLarry]

Be neat to have a bunch of small stickers like the one in post #4 and slap them up next to any "no guns allowed" signs.

 

[Shadowangel]

I'd buy a couple dozen of those stickers and carry them around with me.

 

[Ed Ames]

...huh, me defending you...

Apart from that being a horrible song, that's not how CCW works.

 

[stubob2517]

I'd be in for those stickers too!

Is that a marketing idea I smell?

 

[bogie]

Hmmm... Who do we know who could produce something like that?

I'll have some strips up sometime tonight. How big do you think they should be?

They'll be going on a heavy vinyl with a strong adhesive.

 

[Strings]

Make 'em in a couple different sizes, bro! 9mm and 45 should (roughly) cover most of what you'ld need...

 

[MikePGS]

Funny how you never see a "Gun Free Zone" sign on anyones lawn

 

[2Lman]

Apart from that being a horrible song,

I always love the music to that song, but the lyrics, well...

I think that we have a winner with the "Packing People" idea.

 

[bogie]

9mm is pretty small... maybe 30x40mm?

 

[bogie]

I can do the "danger" signs at 2"x3" for $5 mailed for a dozen. Matte vinyl, semi-perm adhesive (it'll come off, but the longer it's on, the more effort it takes).

 

[bakeryman]

I'll take a dozen. PM me on where to send a money order.

 

[Shadowangel]

I'll buy some. Not a ton of stores in Oklahoma that have the no-guns signs, but there are a few i'd love to slap a Danger! sticker on.

 

[Happy]

I'll take a dozen as well. Let me know how to get you payment.

 

[1911NM]

C'mon, that was a great song. Only gun free zone signs around here are at the hospital, and I really don't know if I want to flame them. Next hospital is a long ways away in an emergency.

 

[Erebus]

Just be careful where you stick them. If that adhesive is that good make sure it's put somewhere it's easily removed like glass. Don't want the owner of the place to damage his property trying to remove it. We are trying to make a point, not vandalize.

I'll take a dozen.

 

[07Lway]

I really like the song but hate the lyrics so this finally inspired me to try my hand at my own crappy lyrics...


And the sign said "Lawfully armed citizens need not apply"
So I hid my P-32 under my fat and went in to ask him why
He said "You look like a fine upstanding man, you'll just about do"
So I told him, "I believe in freedom though, So I can't work for you!"
Whoa-oh-oh

Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Blockin' all my liberties, breakin our rights
I just act like I can't see the sign!

And the sign said "Weapons free zone full of children, who can't put up a fight"
So I jumped on the schoolboard and yelled at the district, "Hey! what gives you the right?"
"To put up a sign that keeps sheep dogs out, while letting all the wolves in"
"The founding fathers are dead and rolling in their grave, you should all be ashamed!"

Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Blockin' all my liberties, breakin our rights
I just act like I can't see the sign!

Now, hey you, mister, can't you read?
You have to be unarmed if you want to get a seat
You can't even protect your family
You shouldn't even be here
The sign said you got to be a defenseless victim to get inside
Ugh!

 

[Magnuumpwr]

It would be better if the sign read:
Danger
Leave your 'rights' at the door!

 

[highfive]

PM me I'll take a dozen too....

 

[ZeSpectre]

 

[bogie]

paypal $5 to [email protected], and I'll get some in the mail - these are the "danger" sign stickers, not the "shot up street sign" image.