Ellie said:
I fear that my crazy, 34-going-on-19, childless, fitness obsessed, camera-addicted self would be freakish in Boise - where do I find the eccentric fun conservatives?
Some advice from someone who's been here eight years now after moving from a major metro area (Chicago): don't expect anything out of Idaho. Let it unfold before you. If you can't do that, you'll be profoundly unhappy.
Boise is a small suburb by the standards you're used to. That means that people that meet your description are going to be few and far between here.
I went through this with the old lady here in SE Idaho, pointing out that if you weren't part of the LDS church, you'd just chopped the social circle by almost 80% in real terms and she was looking for specific.alt.wierd in what amounted to a town of less than 10k after that subtraction had taken place.
A few years later, she's happy but it takes real time to get the locals to accept you, at least in this corner of the state. If I was from CA, they'd still be thumbing their nose at me. It helps I'm a 4H handgun instructor, am active at the gun club (and a board member now), and am useful enough to be a part-timer at a local old-school gun shop. They're convinced secretly I'm one of them.
That said, some of the things on your requirement list aren't going to fly here. As other posters have said, there's no love for the pit here. Because Idaho is basically unregulated, anyone in an urban area has had to deal with an idiot neighbor with one. I switched to a more effective anti-animal caliber in my carry handgun because of it.
And what CA considers a libertarian generally Idaho considers a communist stooge - no insult intended - but rather an illustration of just how different things are here.
You're also going to have to come to terms with the Mormons, less so in Boise than in my part of the state, but they're *everywhere* by any non-Idaho standard. They're going to be your range partners en masse.
I'd also expect some reticence to sell property to a CA native. I got *zero* good offers the first couple years I was looking for land until I learned some magical phrases through experience. It helped that the farmers in the outlying areas realized I was driving their kind of car (not even a truck) and talked their language.
Realize you're stepping into what is in real terms an alien culture - and it's one that distrusts outsiders for all the reasons mentioned. I didn't get it the first couple years I was here. For perspective, it's not "Happy Holidays" here - it's Merry Christmas. The Ten Commandments are on the lawn of my local courthouse, and as a heretical practically non-Christian, I like them there.
Yes, the gun laws are great. Yes, you can be profoundly left alone. If that's what you want, great. Just know that in some respects starting a business and looking for clients is going to be imepeded by this culture gap for at least let's say the first five years.
I'm not trying to chase you or anyone away, but rather to try to provide a little bit of a guide to what it's like to transition to the state.
Idaho has many wonderful things that are not generally discussed, even amongst the locals. Those things take time to understand, and big city standards and biases get in the way big-time. It's worth it if you can deal with it all.