What gun for Chupacabras?

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Mexican Myth or Texas Terror?

by Holly Fenner
Is a local Texas television station desperate for ratings or is there something behind the legend of the Chupacabra?

A recent home video of an unidentified animal has Texas residents again pointing fingers at the famed Mexican folklore creature. WOAI Channel 4 in San Antonio broadcast the sighting in June. Watch the WOAI news story. This isn't the first or even second time this suspected "blood-sucking thing from beyond" has claimed fame in the Lonestar State.

WOAI Channel 4 first broadcast the discovery of the Texas Chupacabra in July 2004. A rancher in Elmendorf shot and killed the creature after it attacked his chickens. The animal was hairless, except for a strip going down its back, with blue-grey skin, a long, rat-like tail, a serious overbite with large canine teeth, and appeared to be suffering from mange, a chronic skin disease of mammals cause by parasitic mites and characterized by skin lesions and loss of hair.

Several months later in October, another animal resembling the "Elmendorf Beast" was shot and killed and several sightings were reported in Lufkin stirring another wave of WOAI Channel 4 chupacabra broadcasts. Check out a photo of this alleged Texas Chupacabra.

Honestly, are people buying this?

Before its latest northern migration, alleged attacks of the Chupacabra, or "the Goat Sucker," first appeared in the 1960s in Mexico and Puerto Rico. An impressive series of attacks plagued the Mexican livestock in the 1990s and the Chupacabra was termed "the single most notable cryptozoological phenomenon of the past decade" by America's leading cryptozoologist Loren Coleman.

The beast preyed on livestock, usually goats and chickens, and killed the animals vampire-style, draining the blood completely through the animal's neck and leaving the meat intact. Consequently, there is some controversy surrounding the idea that the Chupacabra attacks humans. A homeowner caught a glimpse of the creature after the Chupacabra allegedly broke into the house through a window, tore apart a child's Teddy bear, and left a pile of slime and a piece of rotten meat on the windowsill. One woman claimed she was attacked by a beast with horns and wings. From the bite marks on her neck she believed the beast was a Chupacabra. Another physical attack was reported in Guanica, Puerto Rico. Osvaldo Claudio Rosado claimed he was grabbed from behind by a gorilla. He was later treated for cuts and scratches on his torso. What makes this attack so mysterious is that Puerto Rico doesn't have gorillas.

Though eyewitness accounts vary, the Mexican Chupacabra towers at a ferocious 3 to 5 feet, with bulging, red eyes, a snake-like tongue, gray skin, long, spinal quills, and a sulfur-like stench. The Chupacabra also boasts multiple talents such as the ability to fly or bound like a kangaroo. Check out a rendering of the fabled Mexican Chupacabra here.

Clearly, the descriptions for the cross-cultural bloodsucker don't add up, but who's to say that evolution doesn't work at top speed. Still, the Texas Chupacabra phenomenon has sparked an intense debate among scientists, zoologists, and residents. Though DNA tests were run on the "Elmendorf Beast", the rancher won't release the results because he was not satisfied and wants a second opinion. He's absolutely right, a folklore creature bound for infamy is much more intriguing than any sensible answer, and the six o'clock news would not get nearly as much attention.

So whether it's a dog having a bad hair day, a mangy coyote, a Muntjac deer, or the legendary Chupacabra, watch your goat's back and stay tuned to your local Texas news source.
 
Here are some shots of the "Elmendorf Beast" that the farmer refuses to release dna results of.

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As far as what guns to use on them. Rent the movie or read the book. :neener:

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caliber?

Why just toss them a milk bone-

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P.S. That thing in the post above me looks like a crackhead kangaroo where the hell did they find it an allyway in some Australian city? lol
 
Out of every THR thread i have ever viewed, this is the LAST one i expected somebody to have a humorous photo of. Please tell me that you created that just a moment ago... ;)
 
I am born and raised in San Antonio and the Chupacabras are REAL!

I keep 6 silver garlic coated bullets dipped in holy water in my Ruger GP100 that has an engraved cross on the barrel with a wooden stake for a bayonet for the Chupacabra's in my neighborhood.

This is a TRUE story!!! Chupacabras are REAL!!!!

You can't be too careful!:D
 
I have seen the footage of supposed Chupacabras including the one supposedly shot and then buried, later to be exhumed on video. It was a canid, pure and simple. I seem to recall a supposed vet expert claiming not to recognize the animal. What a crock!

One thing is certain, 30 lb canid-like Chupacabras won't be taking down people and cattle, but chickens, goats, sheep, etc. could suffer.

For a mythical beast, you need to shoot a mythical gun in a mythical caliber. For chupacabra, you obviously need the eleventy-four caliber Aguila Diablo. They are known to be highly effective, usually a 12 shot stop or less. Lucky for you the chamber holds 23 rounds, but is not considered an assault rifle.
 
Pish! Double-Naught, you've been hittin' the Spy-Pipe a little too much lately, methinks.

REAL men use i-caliber in a necked down thirty-twelve-ought-eleventy-five case. It'll move a square-root-of-negative-one grain bullet at nine hojillion feet per second. Plus, it's completely safe, because with the Schrodinger's chamber, the gun is both loaded and unloaded at once until you pull the trigger, preventing improbable discharges!
~GnSx
What?
 
Actually, kinda funny you should ask. One of the supposed sightings of the critter involved someone (a farmer, I believe) south of the border shooting one with a .308, SEEING the puff of dust from the hit, and watching it carry on off into the night...

Personally, when talking cryptozoology, I want a tricked out Garand. Underslung tranq gun, with a light on one side of the barrel and a wireless video camera on the other...
 
Sound like a jack-o-lope to me.

From the looks of the one shot in Elmadorf even a .22 would work if you are smart about it.
 
12 Ga. loaded with buckshot. BTW, is this why so many folks here have those extended magazine short (18"-20") barrel shotguns? I've seen a photo on the net of some ugly critter. The Central American holding him had only the head. It was UGLY and sure didn't look like a canine to me.
 
Hunter Rose said:
One of the supposed sightings of the critter involved someone (a farmer, I believe) south of the border shooting one with a .308, SEEING the puff of dust from the hit, and watching it carry on off into the night...

Yes. Poorly placed Full Metal Jacket will do that.

Even if this pittifull animal IS the source of the Chupacabras myth, its not very...big. Its about the size of a small poodle...Or a Big house cat.

22 Hornet should do it.
 
GunnySkox said:
Pish! Double-Naught, you've been hittin' the Spy-Pipe a little too much lately, methinks.

REAL men use i-caliber in a necked down thirty-twelve-ought-eleventy-five case. It'll move a square-root-of-negative-one grain bullet at nine hojillion feet per second. Plus, it's completely safe, because with the Schrodinger's chamber, the gun is both loaded and unloaded at once until you pull the trigger, preventing improbable discharges!
~GnSx
What?

You guys clearly don't read enough John Ringo. Tsk-Tsk.. I'd say a SHE-VA, with added metal storm turrets might possibly result in a satisfying 3-400 shot stop.....
 
Lawdog has some residents of his county that are in the know about this critter and ever able to handle same.

El Tejon is our own celebrated slayer of the Zombie Bear. Chupawhatever are childs play to him.
 
Forget the guns, guys, I'd just run over it with the "assault dually".

For those who don't know, an assault dually is anybody pick between Ford, Chevy, and Dodge, 4x4, armor plated, bulletproof glass, and engine souped up mean. Carries a Ma Duce mounted on the flatbed and all the linked ammo that'll fit back there, and/or two M1919's on pintle mounts (one on each side of the bed). Also carries a complement of small arms and ammo behind the seat.

If the monster du jour survives impact, it won't survive the Ma Duce.
 
Hunter Rose said:
>You guys clearly don't read enough John Ringo. Tsk-Tsk.. I'd say a SHE-VA, with added metal storm turrets might possibly result in a satisfying 3-400 shot stop.....<

KA-CLICK!!!!!!!:neener:


(paraphrased) "Yea, though I walk through the valley of the death, I shall fear no Chupacabra, for I am the baddest motherf*cker in the valley!"
 
Awww, come on, folks, there's nothing unnatural about chupacabras. You know how dogs and cats can go feral? Well, chupacabras are just the former pets of the local Sasquatch population that are running around loose . . . :rolleyes:
 
Ain't much a person can't plugs
With a pick'em truck, Q Beam
Shotgun loaded with slugs...


Okay folks. I gotta ask if we can shorten this things name to "Chup".

I mean I can type, spell and pronounce stuff like "mutant", "zombie", "bear", "puma's" and even "Hillary".

This thing - Chupacabras is right difficult for a publik skooled boy from Arkansaw to type [thank goodness for cut and paste] but pronouncing this thing's name...

Sounds like something you either get shots for after getting into something you shouldn't - or the name of a training bra French Girls get...
 
According to the movie that was on SciFi last week,you can shoot it with 5.56 as much as you'd like and not hurt it ( I believe Jeff Cooper was the firearms consultant for the flick) and it'll snuff out an entire team of SEALS and half a cruise ship.You can set a trap with a hot blonde but apparently it works best if she bounces her boobs around as much as possible but your best hope is to get him in the neck with a dart full of secret serum.


Just passing along what I seen on thuh teevee:D
 
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