What gun for Chupacabras?

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That gun from THE MEXICAN, which, I believe is called The Mexican.

Preferably with silver bullets, and holy water in the hollow point cavity. :what:
 
GunnySkox said:
Pish! Double-Naught, you've been hittin' the Spy-Pipe a little too much lately, methinks.

REAL men use i-caliber in a necked down thirty-twelve-ought-eleventy-five case. It'll move a square-root-of-negative-one grain bullet at nine hojillion feet per second. Plus, it's completely safe, because with the Schrodinger's chamber, the gun is both loaded and unloaded at once until you pull the trigger, preventing improbable discharges!
~GnSx
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Oh man GunnySkox, I have ALWAYS wanted one of those, but never had the money to afford one. Do you have one? Are they as good as claimed?

I was hoping Gun Tests would review one, but apparently Gun Tests only tests what they feel are real guns. So much for their lack of bias!
 
well in all suriusness they fly so,,,,id go with a zsu23-4 23mm high speed aaa.
or if you hav a life and want to go to bed and keep your chickens safe,,,

mount a goalkeeper 30mm ciws set on auto to fire at anything bigger than a chicken and have lockouts so your out buildings dont get perforated.hav it set up to be turned on/off by remote control so you dont get perforated.

tell your friends and relatives to CALL before they come over.:uhoh:
 
I went hunting with a friend's son and as we hiked across the land near Rock Springs I filled him in on the beast and he was scared the rest of the hunt. :D
 
well goat sucker could bring images to the more sick minded lol

And I say 50 cal....chupacabra alla pile of goo
 
For those interested in some amusing reading a search will turn up past threads with similar topics.

After researching the past recomendations of what to carry in yeti and sasquatch territory I think I am going to have to pick one gun to do it all and luckily ruger makes something that is barely adequate.

1 more ruger alaskan please.

But that is only for defense.

For hunting it, just get out the 458 lott rifle everyone has for their intended dangerous game hunt.
 
Actually, I think the chubacabra are too dangerous to handle with small arms.

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure.

~GnSx
Use Enough Ortillery.
 
Whoa! Phased plasma rifle in a 20-Watt range. I've been meaning to get one of those ever since the 80's.

Nice purchase!
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It is an old thread, but there is new news. Sure enough, at least one of the reported Texas Chupacabras is a canid, a coyote, in fact...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/odd_mythical_chupacabra;_ylt=AmcnHgmxCeXoeDnBv0UbP.UE1vAI

SAN MARCOS, Texas - The results are in: The ugly, big-eared animal found this summer in southern Texas is not the mythical, bloodsucking chupacabra. It's just a plain old coyote.

Biologists at Texas State University announced Thursday night they had identified the hairless doglike creature.

KENS-TV of San Antonio provided a tissue sample from the animal for testing.

"The DNA sequence is a virtually identical match to DNA from the coyote," biologist Mike Forstner said in a statement. "This is probably the answer a lot of folks thought might be the outcome. I, myself, really thought it was a domestic dog, but the Cuero Chupacabra is a Texas Coyote."

Phylis Canion and some of her neighbors discovered the 40-pound bodies of three of the animals over four days in July outside her ranch in Cuero, 90 miles southeast of San Antonio.

Canion said she saved the head of the one she found so she could get to the bottom of its ancestry through DNA testing and then mount it for posterity.

Chupacabra means "goat sucker" in Spanish, and it is said to have originated in Puerto Rico and Mexico.

Additional skin samples have been taken to try to determine the cause of the animal's hair loss, Forstner said.
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"Additional skin samples have been taken to try to determine the cause of the animal's hair loss, Forstner said."

demidictic mange (duhhh) or fleas and an allergy.
 
Just what I would want for an necessity of extreame portable firepower... A Callahan full-bore auto-lock, customized trigger, double-cartridge thorough gauge
 
clickclickd'oh, that the signiture not the segestion. besides i think the only gun that could (barley) penitrat sernitys hull would be a bit of overkill on a mangy poodle.
 
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