Step 1: Whip up a batch large enough to make a mattress-sized slab.
Step 2: After its done setting, cover it with frilly cloth.
Step 3: Call it an new-age, all-natural, back-aligning health-mattress.
Step 4: Write up a page of nonsense about how it opens up channels in your body so your inner energy can flow more freely or something.
Step 5: Sell it for ten times what the gel is worth.