If we use the arguements of the 4th estate agin'em, then
They should be restricted to feather pens and india ink.
They could use a woodblock single sheet press--but only once a month.
Oh, they could use their pens, maybe even a steel-nibbed fountain pen, for tanky-you notes, and--maybe--a Mother's Day card.
They could use a mimeograph, but only after a xerography training class, and after buying a permit.
Radio? Satellite TV? Intenet? No, that's only for government; but, if you ask for a permit, submit to a background check, submit fingerprints, get a CLEO sign-off, then (well, 7 to 13 months after), send in $3,478.80 to get a stamp for each specific kind of use (unless prohibited by State law).
Other than that, the regular 4473 question are probably good--Name, no your real name; Height, no, not with the lifts; Weight, yeah, you do know it's a Federal Perjury beef to lie on these forms, doncha? Have you ceased engaging in illegal activities? Have you ever been sober? Were any members of your family ever found, in a court of law, to be mentally competent?