When 911 won't answer (simplified caption)

[subierex]

Maybe one with the lady holding a Government Model:

When 911 ....etc... Call 1911.

(realizes that only firearm enthusiasts will get it)

 

[Il Duca]

I think she should look more distressed, like she's really worried about harm coming to her. To me, she looks like she's mildly annoyed, and the rifle is held almost carelessly. That might be only me, but that's how I see it.

The only thing I would do with the wording would be to change the words 'your rifle' to 'you'.

 

[fairfax1]

When 911 can't help, your .357 can.

 

[76shuvlinoff]

how about

"We don't call 911 here"

 

[bogie]

Thank you for calling 9-1-1. Your call is very important to us. There are three callers ahead of you.

Please hold...

 

[Dark_Harvest]

...(simplified caption)


...true that...

 

[Beagle-zebub]

If 911 answers. In the places where the people need 911 the most, they are the least likely to respond.

"911 is a joke." --Chuck D.