When I become Dictator...

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Mmmm...something with a 454 engine, and an International Scout. Texpatriate beat me to it: lawn darts for gym class. Marksmanship, science and math all required before high school.

I'll vote for ya.
 
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"Dude! What about National Stuff??"

When I become Dictator...

Gauge: 28 gauge

Bird: Quail

Fruits : Fried Apple Pies, Blackberry Cobblers, 'Maters,

Song for when ijit countries come to visit:
Pissing in the Wind by Jerry Jeff Walker

Sandwich Hot : Bacon & 'Mater.
Sandwich Cold : Peanut Butter and Blackberry Jam.

Centerfire Rifle Ctg: "Thutty-Thutty" .

Hot Drink: Coffee black.
Soft Drink: Dr. Pepper and Royal Crown (otherwise known as RC).

Lighter: Zippo

Salad: Spinach, with the hot oil bacon dressing

Rimfire: Rimfire period, including the Winchester and Federal crimped brass case "rat shot"

Sunglasses: Ray Ban Aviators

Bikini: Yeller, and Teal blue

Dawg: Black Lab

Cookware: Cast Iron.

Cat: Dead Feral
 
When I become Dictator....


Re: Publik Skools.

-None of this uniform bidness.
I will respect Parochial schools as they have done with boys wearing ties and girls wearing skirts.
Ditto for Military Schools

The rest of this touchy feel good stuff is like Communist countries having "good little citizens" in school.


-Special Dress Days.

Spaghetti Western Day.
Kids can show up with their lever actions, coach guns, and six shooters.

Godfather Day.
Violin cases with Thompsons, Lupra's, ...
Contests for doing the best impersonation of Marlon Brando...

70's Era Day.
Kid wear tie dye , bell bottoms, and parents bring kids to school in Muscle Cars, and HS /College kids have street racing in Muscle Cars.

The kid that shows up with the best single shot .22 rifle and single shot shotgun with tie dye paint job that shows under blacklight, gets a slew of ammo and copy of Allman Brothers at Fillmore East.

Bee Gee's Day.
Barney Day.

This is the day there are no lessons, just kids shoot Bee Gee album covers, albums, 8 track, cassette...anything Bee Gee...

Barney Day runs in conjunction with Bee Gee Day. Kids have all sorts of Barney stuff for parents, adults, anyone to shoot. From Targets to stuffed animals, to cassette tapes, to ...
Adults pay a fee to shoot.
Kids get all the money to use for whatever they want firearm related.

Kids are gonna be rich , I tell ya!

Studypuppy Day.
This one is for the girls/ladies.
See the guys dress like the dude in the Diet Coke commercial, or Tom Selleck, or Sam Elliot, or whatever StudPuppy the gals determine.

Guys have to carry the guns, ammo, and basically cater to the gals while they shoot that day.


Scarface Day.
This one is planned when the weeds and brush need taken care of.
Flamethrowers will be provided.
Contests on whom can "clear" their area the fastest. Prizes of guns, ammo, knives, archery...whatever.
 
Hey y'all, Cuba's kinda iffy about now! How 'bout y'all show up en-mass and take over and create a brand new country?! The inhabitants will revel in their new found freedom, and the new US influx will guarantee wealth for everyone.
You want a utopia? Cuba is just waiting for a US-favored takeover.
 
Song for when ijit countries come to visit:
Pissing in the Wind by Jerry Jeff Walker
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Cat: Dead Feral
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Bee Gee's Day.
Barney Day.

This is the day there are no lessons, just kids shoot Bee Gee album covers, albums, 8 track, cassette...anything Bee Gee...

Barney Day runs in conjunction with Bee Gee Day. Kids have all sorts of Barney stuff for parents, adults, anyone to shoot. From Targets to stuffed animals, to cassette tapes, to ...
Adults pay a fee to shoot.
Kids get all the money to use for whatever they want firearm related.
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Your campaign promises better include a new keyboard on every desk, because you owe me a new one. Mine is now coated with coffee.

I formally nominate you as the THR (non)party candidate.
 
How are you going to stay dictator if you give away all those guns? Don't you know the first rule of becoming a dictator is to take the guns away from people? Especially the kids.
 
Can I be your Sec of State I will promise to take a battalion of Marines where ever I go... and maybe one Texas Ranger.(a real honest to goodness one, not some bozo kicking people).
 
When I become Dictator...

...public hangings, firing squads, gas chambers and electric chairs are going to be put to use.
Gonna televise these killin's too.

Granted we gots a Criminal Colony, and that is where some of the folks in prison will go when I become Dictator.
As said before, some criminal will have an "invite" and some ain't gonna have a choice.
They made their choice, now they can just fight to survive as long as they can, or get it over with quickly.

Deterrent.

Now a typical teenager that sneaks out a car, and sneaks a bottle out the bar at home and is apprehended...

Ain't gonna be none of this DUI and tying up time and paperdrill ...
Ain't gonna be none of them WWADD (whiny women against drunk drivers) carrying on about "somebody gotta do something!". Not gonna have any of this crap about "gubmint gotta make vehicles with breath machines..."

Listen Toots, ain't no way in hell a 70's era Bronco , or a Bullitt 'Stang gonna have such nonsense. You got it!

Officers will have that "chat" with that teenager.

Teens are teens, always have been , always will. Good grief, some folks done forgot them years bodies changed, hormones raged and studying anatomy by the glow of the dashboard light.

Teens are gonna get "that one" free ticket on some stuff.


That said...

Open season on anyone sexually assaulting anyone, battering, beating and abusing...
Just shoot the sumbitch, call it in , and the bodies will picked up and disposed of.


Folks gonna be civil and polite.
Early on some serious cleaning and straightening up will be need to done...after a bit, light dusting from time to time is all that'll be needed.
 
I volunteer for sec of interior!!!

I think the best policy to deter crime and save money would be for you to require everyone over 18(drinking age, old enough to die for it, old enough to drink in it) to carry a .45 , I mean, who in the hell is gonna use it in a crime knowing good and well everyone else has one too, and will likely plug his/her azz.
 
Hey, can't you at least make it a 10mm auto, i mean, while the .45 is great and all, you get more mag capacity with the 10mm....:neener::D
 
When I become Dictator...

Dept of Grins: Art Eatman.

His jukebox in his home office, will double as a rifle rest. Gonna put wheels on this here jukebox, as the boy might wanna shoot outside.

Terlingua Three Step:

1.Drop a dime in the jukebox.
2.Critter in crosshairs.
3. Misty...


Dept. of Caboose & Cardinals: Jeff White.

He'll be taking care of trains and baseball.

Now them ball players are gonna play ball like in the old days.
Be good role models and all...
Oh...being Dictator and all, I gets to play the 'hot spot' as I was damn good at shortstop. Just from time to time. Oh I could field a ball, so I might get a wild hair and play any position like Left Field when a long hitter comes to plate.
I ain't that old, and it helps I never grew up...

Gonna have to get Jeff White up to speed on them Trius One Steps though.
Tunnels gonna have to be sure they tall enough for ...

...picture a train going around a curve.
Trius One Step on the Engine and Caboose for sure, other cars too.
Folks can stand atop the train cars and shoot them clays.
They can stand on them flat cars, or from within box cars and shoot too.

This ought to be a hoot!

We could have fun tripping Trius One Steps and launching clays into the Criminal Colony, from the trains that run around the Colony and driving them criminals nuts too!

"How far do you lead a crack-head?"
"About 3 "coke" bottles".


Dept of Clays: Will Fennell & Dave McCracken.
I ain't worried about what them boys have in mind.


Dept. of E.S.P: hso and JShirley.
I figger them boys can handle anything Edged, Sharp, and Pointy.


Dept of Southern Belles: springmom

I ain't had the gal's fish tacos, homemade preserves, or anything else she cooks.
I figure if'n I give her a Dept, I gets free samples.

I might be Dictator, still gonna be a dumb old southern boy at heart, working his southern charms.

"Darlin' I needs to sample them brownies before we allow them in publik skools".


That is just for starters.

I figger illegal aliens will take one look at what all is going on and run back home.

"Them folks are nuts! It is like one big Redneck Event over there! Folks shooting clays from trains, shooting clays at criminals in a colony, jukeboxes that double a shooting rests, and some gal baking brownies with Miranda Lambert"s Gunpowder & Lead cranked up!

Yeah well so be it...
Folks not from around these parts tend not to unnerstand stuff anyways...
 
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