ALERT - MEMBERS OF WGO SENT TO CONCENTRATION CAMPS
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TERROR ALERT!
The JBTs (aka "Jack Booted Thugs") have confiscated the membership list of WGO and all subversive individuals who have contributed money to this organization. The JBT's have determined that anyone who is a member of this organization either owns a gun, or is likely to own a gun.
Members of this subversive group are being rounded up and sent to concentration camps. It is recommended that all members burn their membership cards and flee to the hills!
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<sarcasm>
TERROR ALERT!
The JBTs (aka "Jack Booted Thugs") have confiscated the membership list of WGO and all subversive individuals who have contributed money to this organization. The JBT's have determined that anyone who is a member of this organization either owns a gun, or is likely to own a gun.
Members of this subversive group are being rounded up and sent to concentration camps. It is recommended that all members burn their membership cards and flee to the hills!
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