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Robert Hairless: As a principled libertarian, I promise to vote Republican if they run a candidate who deserves to be voted for. Like, say, Ron Paul.
It's always good to meet a principled Libertarian. Ron Paul would be a great candidate and you should vote for him. If enough principled Libertarians vote for him, he can get 1% of the vote in the next Presidential election, and we can all celebrate your principles.
Did you ever hear of Herman Filster? Herman was a highly principled young man I knew many years ago. He always stood by his principles and would never be deterred by their consequences. We always admired his character.
Unfortunately one of Herman's principles was that he could fly. I remember that his mother tried to talk sense to him and so did his father. Several of his friends spent hour after hour explaining to Herman that he couldn't fly. We showed him proof that any rational person should have known already and that no sensible person could deny.
I'd bet that even some gun owners don't believe that they can jump off a two story building, flap their arms, and soar like the birds. But Herman believed he could do it. After a while I guess his mother and father, and all of Herman's friends, got tired of trying to convince Herman that he was living in a dangerous fantasy that was going to get him badly hurt. I'm embarrassed to confess that I gave up on trying to talk sense to Herman long before the others did.
At any rate, Herman Filster did stand up for his principle. He jumped off the roof, flapped his arms just like a bird, and landed hard on the concrete below. By some miracle he did not die, but he did suffer severe injuries. Undaunted, Herman managed to get back to that roof a few times more. Each time, he jumped off the roof and flapped his arms proudly, and each time he crashed hard to the ground.
I don't know exactly which of those times resulted in Herman Filster's lifelong brain damage. I do know that I was not one of the people who began to call him "Crazy Herman." That is because I am not by nature a cruel person. I haven't seen or heard of Herman Filster in many years and by now none of my childhood friends remember him as anything but "Crazy Herman," so I'm reluctant to ask if any of them know. Besides, when I used to ask about him, all anyone remembered was that he kept jumping off roofs and crashing, and wouldn't learn that he would never fly and would always be hurt.
Go vote Libertarian. Everyone should have an opportunity to fly.