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Subtitled: We surviveded!
If'n you messed up and thought you logged into teh Intraw3z, and were checking the Ultimate Extremist Ka-nifed Forum, this ain't it, and you might want to do a double mall ninja back flip and head on out.
I am not feeling snarky, just tacky is all.
There I wuz in 12* F weather with 8 inches of snow on da ground.
Not wearing socks with my tennis shoes with holes and the soles so worn out, they will not take anymore glue.
I gots a foot swoll up and standing in snow is a heckuva lot easier than fixing an ice pack.
I may be dumb, but I ain't stoopid!
Hey, I was excited I could get a shoe on , gimmee a break will ya?
Anywho, there I wuz standing in snow when a old tractor come down the road with a blade to clear the road.
Which is good, as I had no idea where the road really was, except it had to be near the mailboxes across the road...
Mailboxes are mounted near a road, I know this much...
Nice guy, and he had this heavy plastic doo-hickey that attaches to a whatcha-ma-callit that does something with this blade.
Hole was waller-ed out, and it could not do what it needed to.
So, I wallered out another one, right there on the spot, using da knife in my pocket.
This took maybe 90 seconds, but this includes rolling my own smoke.
Plastic was thick, similar to those heavy plastic 55 gal drums.
About the time I finished, here comes a truck with a heavy canvas tarp, flapping.
The metal grommet is gone, having worn away from the canvas.
No big deal...
I again use my knife to cut this heavy , cold, stiff rope, snag a rusty warsher ( this differs from a washer btw) on the bed of this flat bed, and just a matter of punching stiff , snow covered canvas tarp, using a warsher, and some knots with rope and no more flapping tarp.
Weapon?
Yeah, We gots snow on the roads so the tractor and blade do their thing, the flat bed is headed to where the mix he is toting is to assist with snow.
Defending against folks having a problem with bad roads.
You would want your wife and kid traveling to have a safe road, correct?
I thought so...
Knife: Just a Victorinox Spartan that came with a Classic SD, for $19 plus tax.
Sharp?
Yeah buddy!
It will shave hair off your arm, slice really thin ham or cheese, cut down that 3/4" or so branch ( bigger around than your thumb and index finger held together), and the like.
I go to a lot of trouble with this knife.
I strop using my jeans, or the back of a legal pad, or the local free newspaper, or maybe my leather belt, to maintain. Depends on what mood I am in.
It was sharpened freehand with a 600 grit small diamond dealie, one of those Eze Lap mini hones, in about 2 minutes.
I came inside, rinsed off the knife, stropped on jeans and proceeded to cut frozen Tennesse Pride Sausage and split a frozen plain Lenders Bagel for breakfast.
I was defending against hunger.
This surviving stuff, might not be so much what ya got, but knowing how to run what you brung.
WE coulda been kilt not having an expensive tack-tickle knife...
*tacky*
Your disobedient resident rebel...
If'n you messed up and thought you logged into teh Intraw3z, and were checking the Ultimate Extremist Ka-nifed Forum, this ain't it, and you might want to do a double mall ninja back flip and head on out.
I am not feeling snarky, just tacky is all.
There I wuz in 12* F weather with 8 inches of snow on da ground.
Not wearing socks with my tennis shoes with holes and the soles so worn out, they will not take anymore glue.
I gots a foot swoll up and standing in snow is a heckuva lot easier than fixing an ice pack.
I may be dumb, but I ain't stoopid!
Hey, I was excited I could get a shoe on , gimmee a break will ya?
Anywho, there I wuz standing in snow when a old tractor come down the road with a blade to clear the road.
Which is good, as I had no idea where the road really was, except it had to be near the mailboxes across the road...
Mailboxes are mounted near a road, I know this much...
Nice guy, and he had this heavy plastic doo-hickey that attaches to a whatcha-ma-callit that does something with this blade.
Hole was waller-ed out, and it could not do what it needed to.
So, I wallered out another one, right there on the spot, using da knife in my pocket.
This took maybe 90 seconds, but this includes rolling my own smoke.
Plastic was thick, similar to those heavy plastic 55 gal drums.
About the time I finished, here comes a truck with a heavy canvas tarp, flapping.
The metal grommet is gone, having worn away from the canvas.
No big deal...
I again use my knife to cut this heavy , cold, stiff rope, snag a rusty warsher ( this differs from a washer btw) on the bed of this flat bed, and just a matter of punching stiff , snow covered canvas tarp, using a warsher, and some knots with rope and no more flapping tarp.
Weapon?
Yeah, We gots snow on the roads so the tractor and blade do their thing, the flat bed is headed to where the mix he is toting is to assist with snow.
Defending against folks having a problem with bad roads.
You would want your wife and kid traveling to have a safe road, correct?
I thought so...
Knife: Just a Victorinox Spartan that came with a Classic SD, for $19 plus tax.
Sharp?
Yeah buddy!
It will shave hair off your arm, slice really thin ham or cheese, cut down that 3/4" or so branch ( bigger around than your thumb and index finger held together), and the like.
I go to a lot of trouble with this knife.
I strop using my jeans, or the back of a legal pad, or the local free newspaper, or maybe my leather belt, to maintain. Depends on what mood I am in.
It was sharpened freehand with a 600 grit small diamond dealie, one of those Eze Lap mini hones, in about 2 minutes.
I came inside, rinsed off the knife, stropped on jeans and proceeded to cut frozen Tennesse Pride Sausage and split a frozen plain Lenders Bagel for breakfast.
I was defending against hunger.
This surviving stuff, might not be so much what ya got, but knowing how to run what you brung.
WE coulda been kilt not having an expensive tack-tickle knife...
*tacky*
Your disobedient resident rebel...