"yes, I'm A Bad American."

[Desertdog]

I receive this in my email and am passing it along. I also emailed it to a lot of people.

"YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN."
by George Carlin


I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!

I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English.

I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.

I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy ass through 4 years plus of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened.
I believe everyone has a right to pray when and where they want to.


My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?

I think the cops have every right to shoot you if you're running from them.

I also think they have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.
I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.


I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.

If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.

If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.

We need our country back!

 

[Zundfolge]

Not George Carlin (who is an annoying leftist who doesn't agree with most of that diatribe).

http://www.georgecarlin.com/georgecarlin/home/bogus.html
http://www.georgecarlin.com/georgecarlin/home/dontblame.html
http://www.snopes.com/language/document/carlin.htm

 

[redhead]

Wow! You just got this? It's been around for years! It's also been attributed to Ted Nugent.

 

[Desertdog]

I still like it and it spells out how I feel.

Moderator, you may close this post as it is a hoax.

 

[Standing Wolf]

I think the cops have every right to shoot you if you're running from them.

After jaywalking? Hmmmmm!

 

[redhead]

It's probably still around because there are a lot of things in that email that express how a lot of us feel. It's just not from the word processor of George Carlin.

 

[Beren]

Closed. This is a known hoax.

http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/blbadamerican.htm