Taurus 66
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It appears you only perspire out one armpit.
You Know You Are A Chronic OverLuber If...
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BigSlick
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You run a mag thru a Bulgarian AK and the range officer asks you what's on fire 
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patentnonsense
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When you wipe off grease and oil between mags.
When the oil droplets fly farther than your brass.
When you find oil under the dirt on your hands.
When you lube up on the line during a session.
When the oil droplets fly farther than your brass.
When you find oil under the dirt on your hands.
When you lube up on the line during a session.
DonNikmare
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...they call you "BigSlick" lol
...you lose small springs and parts on your gun table as the grease on it is 1/4 of a finger deep.
...you lose small springs and parts on your gun table as the grease on it is 1/4 of a finger deep.
Taurus 66
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Everything wind driven and airborn immediately clings to the gun - fine dust, pollen, dandelion seedlings, you name it.
DMK
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You have to fill the bottom of your gunsafe with kitty litter to absorb the constant puddle of oil.
DonNikmare
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...you and anyone visiting your gunroom/closet has to put on a pair of these...
horge
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You're an uber luber when Greenpeace comes a-knocking about all those migratory birds that keep drowning in your spills.
possenti
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LooseGrouper:
DING! DING!
We have a winner!
LOL!
DING! DING!
We have a winner!
LOL!
richyoung
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You may be an over-luber if:
...you get "Thank You" cards from OPEC oil ministers -
...your "new black nylon" holster is actually your old tan leather holster -
...CLP in the spray can? 1 gallon jug? How about the 55 gallon drum, complete with the pneumatic dispenser just like one at Qwik-Lube -
...Mobil names a supertanker after you -
...wildcat drillers play poker for the mineral rights to your gun safe floor -
...you have to shoot your IDPA/IPSC matches in a new class called "smoking" -
...your buddies at the range think you are copying Val Kilmer's "Doc Holiday" from the movie "Tombstone", but you're actually just trying to re-holster your piece -
...you sometimes encounter PETA members bathing your household pets in Dawn dishwashing detergent -
...all your shirts are polka-dot - whether they started that way or not -
...you have to stop massaging mink oil into all of your gun leather, and instead switch to Clearasil in an attempt to curb the mysterious outbreak of "holster acne" -
...Carbon cutter? How about something that removes asphalt?
...You feel that since its called "Cleaner, Lubricant, Protectant" you have to put it on three times.
...you get "Thank You" cards from OPEC oil ministers -
...your "new black nylon" holster is actually your old tan leather holster -
...CLP in the spray can? 1 gallon jug? How about the 55 gallon drum, complete with the pneumatic dispenser just like one at Qwik-Lube -
...Mobil names a supertanker after you -
...wildcat drillers play poker for the mineral rights to your gun safe floor -
...you have to shoot your IDPA/IPSC matches in a new class called "smoking" -
...your buddies at the range think you are copying Val Kilmer's "Doc Holiday" from the movie "Tombstone", but you're actually just trying to re-holster your piece -
...you sometimes encounter PETA members bathing your household pets in Dawn dishwashing detergent -
...all your shirts are polka-dot - whether they started that way or not -
...you have to stop massaging mink oil into all of your gun leather, and instead switch to Clearasil in an attempt to curb the mysterious outbreak of "holster acne" -
...Carbon cutter? How about something that removes asphalt?
...You feel that since its called "Cleaner, Lubricant, Protectant" you have to put it on three times.
Archie
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You get a firm grip on your pistol and the grips make a 'sklootching' noise.
P95Carry
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Rich - some excellent additions - we have some real classics here!
Does anyone classify for title of ''Uber Luber"??
I agree - it is way
Does anyone classify for title of ''Uber Luber"??
DonNikmare
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I got some good laughs out of those
...you have to use talc powder or else getting a firm grip on your gun is like trying to get a firm grip on a fish or a bar of soap.
...you have to use talc powder or else getting a firm grip on your gun is like trying to get a firm grip on a fish or a bar of soap.
BluesBear
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... you have more types of lubricants than your wife has spices and seasonings.
You carry ALL of them to the range just in case someone else's gun is a little dry.
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You carry ALL of them to the range just in case someone else's gun is a little dry.
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