When you refuse to watch a movie/tv show becasue the main actor/actress or director is a known anti/gun control advocate
you know you're a gun owner when...
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you know you're a gun owner when...
When you measure the cost of other items in the value of guns and ammo.
My car payment is a Ruger Charger.
That ring you want honey is worth 10 Collector Grade M1 Garand's from the CMP...
you know your a gun owner when...
Your lic plate looks like this.
When you measure the cost of other items in the value of guns and ammo.
My car payment is a Ruger Charger.
That ring you want honey is worth 10 Collector Grade M1 Garand's from the CMP...
you know your a gun owner when...
Your lic plate looks like this.
when ur talking to someone and they say "you bought another gun?"
you ask the produce guys at the grocery store for old melons and other stuff to shoot (i love the end of haloween so many pumkins
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you look at a pay stub and see a new gun
you ask the produce guys at the grocery store for old melons and other stuff to shoot (i love the end of haloween so many pumkins
)you look at a pay stub and see a new gun
...when your idea of a fun family outing is a day at the range together....
...when you plan your vacation around concealed carry laws.....
...when the first thing you do (did) in the morning is see if the Heller decision has been released....
...when you plan your vacation around concealed carry laws.....
...when the first thing you do (did) in the morning is see if the Heller decision has been released....
Your inbox is full of NRA-ILA alerts and special offers.
You shed a little tear for Chuck Heston and your heart swells with pride for Dick Heller.
You discover that rattling noise in your vacuum is a .22lr snap cap.
You shed a little tear for Chuck Heston and your heart swells with pride for Dick Heller.
You discover that rattling noise in your vacuum is a .22lr snap cap.
...when your landlord ask you to redistribute your stash of shotgun ammo because it exceeds the load rating of the closet floor.
...when you have to go to your range bag to get batteries when the TV remote dies.
..when the pawnshop owner down the street calls you to check the bluebook on a gun some has brought it
...when you have to go to your range bag to get batteries when the TV remote dies.
..when the pawnshop owner down the street calls you to check the bluebook on a gun some has brought it
You can never drive your car to Mexico because of all the live ammo and shell casings lying under the seats.....
You have a standing agreement with the local tire shops for all their wheel weights.....
You buy a gun just because someone gave you some old ammo in that caliber......
You have a standing agreement with the local tire shops for all their wheel weights.....
You buy a gun just because someone gave you some old ammo in that caliber......
You know when you're a gun afficianado when you go to a garage sale and find a mint Belguim Browning vest pocket auto in .25 with the original zippered felt-lined bag and think three things; this is the coolest little piece of crafstmanship ever made, and then wonder how to make high-vel loads and where do you get the dies. Lastly, the $40 you spent for it makes you as happy as Christmas. You know that smile guys, dontcha? SCORE!
My last one is; that you've gone through so many guns, you can't count but you remember them all. But, you still have that single-shot .22 your grandpa gave you when you were 8. Pricelesss.
My last one is; that you've gone through so many guns, you can't count but you remember them all. But, you still have that single-shot .22 your grandpa gave you when you were 8. Pricelesss.
You know you're a gun owner when you've had a vehicle backfire near you, and found yourself on the ground, behind cover, ready to clear leather, before anyone around you even twitched....
^or your knealing and everyone is in awe at how quick you did clear leather. Happened at my house courtesy of my next door neighbor's FIL.
*you know your a gun owner when you see a deal on ammo and clear out the store. Then go buy the gun.
inability to distinguish between "your" and "you're
You know yore a gun owner when you try to decide if the mis-spelling was "accidental" or "negligent"
You know yore a gun owner when you try to decide if the mis-spelling was "accidental" or "negligent"
Actually there might be a fair amount of kids named Sig after Sig Hanson of Deadlist Catch..
You might be a gun owner when you hold off on new tires (as the current ones are slicks) to buy more ammo.
You might be a gun owner when you hold off on new tires (as the current ones are slicks) to buy more ammo.
When you can name every sidearm on every cop you see in washington DC
and remember the make,model ,caliber ect.
And when you train you cat to sit on your neck to keep your neck warm at the range
Marsh
and remember the make,model ,caliber ect
.And when you train you cat to sit on your neck to keep your neck warm at the range
Marsh
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...When you brother says of you:
"You know how some folks say 'he has enough guns to start a war?', well, he has enough to STOP one!"
"You know how some folks say 'he has enough guns to start a war?', well, he has enough to STOP one!"
Who wouldn't shed tears for Charlton Heston? Only hatemongers and left wing extremists like George Clooney won't.
OMG! I fit that description completely. I had a mosquito problem in my apartment a week ago and when I was moving my bed from the wall so I can spray the dark corners of the wall and floor under the bed, several .45 ACP rounds fell to the floor. Apparently I had been unloading, cleaning, then loading my 1911 while sitting on my bed several weeks before and a few rounds fell into the space between the bed and wall and got lodged there.
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