effengee
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You've ever been asked by a museum for an exhibit of your collection.
You've ever planned a family vacation to a firearms manufacturer.
You've been contacted by producers from the History/Military channel.
You're on a first-name basis with wholesale ammo distributers.
You name John Browning as a famous and influencial interior designer.
You have more firearms than some third world armies can field.
You've ever field-stripped a weapon blindfolded, just to see if you could.
You've ever "tried this at home" even when you knew you shouldn't.
You have more permits than credit cards or photos in your wallet.
You've ever helped a customer at a sporting goods store you don't work at.
You are sought out for your opinion about a good handgun/rifle/shotgun.
You've went to the range during inclement weather for the sake of realism.
You manage to add firearms to any and all social conversations.
You've ever convinced an anti to go to the range, and they LIKED it!
Your guns are cleaner than the rest of your house.
You've ever even contemplated putting a laser sight on a musket.
You have firearms that are strictly worn as coordinated clothing accesories.
You have a weapon that NOBODY is allowed to touch or even look at.
You've ever felt like a kid in a candy store when you go into a gunshop.
You've ever actually missed your gun when it wasn't right there with you.
Your gun friends call you a conservative extremist.
You've had Charlton Heston over and he said "Damn, you got a lot of guns!"
You often say "What part of 'shall not be infringed' don't you understand?"
Please feel free to add to this list, but don't feel offended if you qualify as a gun nut. There's certainly much worse things I can think of to be called...
If Shakespere were a gun nut:
"To shoot, or not to shoot, I should hate to make such a rash decision. Whether 'tis nobler to go out in a blaze of glory, or to merely jam the firearm deeper into it's holster. To score, perchance to hit the perfect X one time..."
You've ever planned a family vacation to a firearms manufacturer.
You've been contacted by producers from the History/Military channel.
You're on a first-name basis with wholesale ammo distributers.
You name John Browning as a famous and influencial interior designer.
You have more firearms than some third world armies can field.
You've ever field-stripped a weapon blindfolded, just to see if you could.
You've ever "tried this at home" even when you knew you shouldn't.
You have more permits than credit cards or photos in your wallet.
You've ever helped a customer at a sporting goods store you don't work at.
You are sought out for your opinion about a good handgun/rifle/shotgun.
You've went to the range during inclement weather for the sake of realism.
You manage to add firearms to any and all social conversations.
You've ever convinced an anti to go to the range, and they LIKED it!
Your guns are cleaner than the rest of your house.
You've ever even contemplated putting a laser sight on a musket.
You have firearms that are strictly worn as coordinated clothing accesories.
You have a weapon that NOBODY is allowed to touch or even look at.
You've ever felt like a kid in a candy store when you go into a gunshop.
You've ever actually missed your gun when it wasn't right there with you.
Your gun friends call you a conservative extremist.
You've had Charlton Heston over and he said "Damn, you got a lot of guns!"
You often say "What part of 'shall not be infringed' don't you understand?"
Please feel free to add to this list, but don't feel offended if you qualify as a gun nut. There's certainly much worse things I can think of to be called...
If Shakespere were a gun nut:
"To shoot, or not to shoot, I should hate to make such a rash decision. Whether 'tis nobler to go out in a blaze of glory, or to merely jam the firearm deeper into it's holster. To score, perchance to hit the perfect X one time..."