You might be a 'gun nut' if....
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3KillerBs
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If you've ever read the Smith & Wesson catalog to your 2yo as a bedtime story.
Old Grump
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I might qualify because when friends from Illinois and California come to Wisconsin they know we will go out back to shoot some guns, not maybe, 'we will'. Actually friends who live her in Wisconsin think so too, must be my generosity with bullets or the flavor of my toys.
Tacbandit
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"You smile a little when you look at the clock and notice that the time is 2:43, 3:08, 3:57, 4:54, etc..."
That's Great....I can relate to it....
That's Great....I can relate to it....
Magnuumpwr
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Alot of the mentioned phrases do seem to fit me, just not enough time to add them here and now. I do have my own shooting range in my backyard, although it is only 130 yds.
You might be a gun nut if people at your job ask you questions about guns, thinking that since you own so many you just know about all guns ever made.
You might be a gun nut if people at your job ask you questions about guns, thinking that since you own so many you just know about all guns ever made.
Rob62
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You are a gun nut if you are about to go to the range and your significant other comes out of the bedroom wearing high heels, stockings with matching garter belt and bustier asking, "Can't you think of something better to do?"..............you think about it for a moment and respond, Nope!
(BTW - you'd also be heading for divorce court)
(BTW - you'd also be heading for divorce court)
Springfield_1911SS
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the other day I went to walmart and picked up a bottle of hoppes #9 and I left it in the car over night, the seal between the cap and bottle was not perfect, The bottle started leaking(not alot). I took the bottle Inside and wiped off the rest of the stuff that got spilled on(other gun cleaning supplys)
The Best part: Soon as I opened my car door it smelled like Hoppes #9 for 3-4 days
The Best part: Soon as I opened my car door it smelled like Hoppes #9 for 3-4 days
Magnuumpwr
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OK, I'm a gun nut, but this is a question to determine what my wife is? This morning I got ticked off at my job and left. On the way home I stopped at a gun shop, wasn't in there longer than 15 minutes and walked out the proud owner of a NIB FNH, FNP-40. Then I was happy and decided to call my wife, told her that I left work being mad but now I was happy and that she would be mad. Told her I bought a pistol. Her question was "Why, are you heading back to your job?" I told her "no", then she asked how much was it and I told her that I only spent $463.18. After hearing this she asked me what would she be mad about. So what does this make her if I am a gun nut?
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It means you are a mighty luck man.
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jahwarrior
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i'm guilty of all of these, and more....
...you buy all your pants at least one size larger to accommodate a CCW!
...on at least one occasion you've waited until your wife was asleep or gone to bring a new gun into the house!
...you have to go out-of-state and before you check on flights, hotels, etc you go to packing.org to check on the state's CCW laws!
...you have more holsters than socks in one of your dresser drawers!
...you've ended, or have avoided, at least one friendship because of that friend's anti-gun statements and views!
...someone mentions 'porn', and you get excited by thinking about some really neat gun pics you've seen recently!
...the dealer at the local gun store calls you first whenever they get a used 1911 on a trade, just to see if you would be interested!
...you not only know who Massad Ayoob and John Connor are, but you have an opinion of them!
...if you don't get to the range or are able to shoot at least once a month you become depressed and irritable!
...if you are a member in more then 6 pro-gun forums
...if none of the post in this thread seem excesive to you.
...if you are willing to drive three or more hours to go to a range that rents full-auto weapons.
...if you've ever bragged about the size of the groups your semi-auto
throws .......................with its empty brass.
...if you tell your wife that you happened to talk to your friend the gun dealer and she says "Oh Lord, what did you buy this time?"
..if you call your local store to tell them where they can get a hard-to-find item, and then they piggyback their small order onto your larger one.
...if you get blisters on your fingers from loading magazines.
...if you named your pocket pistol "Little Guy" and your 12 gauge "Big Jake."*
...if a topless joint with free admission is half a mile away, and instead you
drive 40 miles to the shooting range on a Saturday night.
...if you alternate Silvertips and hydra-shocks in your magazines because they
look prettier that way.
...if you can't figure out why your non-shooting friends laugh when you say
"Bushmaster".
*i named my P3AT "Lil Mama" and my 12 gauge "Big Mama."
...you buy all your pants at least one size larger to accommodate a CCW!
...on at least one occasion you've waited until your wife was asleep or gone to bring a new gun into the house!
...you have to go out-of-state and before you check on flights, hotels, etc you go to packing.org to check on the state's CCW laws!
...you have more holsters than socks in one of your dresser drawers!
...you've ended, or have avoided, at least one friendship because of that friend's anti-gun statements and views!
...someone mentions 'porn', and you get excited by thinking about some really neat gun pics you've seen recently!
...the dealer at the local gun store calls you first whenever they get a used 1911 on a trade, just to see if you would be interested!
...you not only know who Massad Ayoob and John Connor are, but you have an opinion of them!
...if you don't get to the range or are able to shoot at least once a month you become depressed and irritable!
...if you are a member in more then 6 pro-gun forums
...if none of the post in this thread seem excesive to you.
...if you are willing to drive three or more hours to go to a range that rents full-auto weapons.
...if you've ever bragged about the size of the groups your semi-auto
throws .......................with its empty brass.
...if you tell your wife that you happened to talk to your friend the gun dealer and she says "Oh Lord, what did you buy this time?"
..if you call your local store to tell them where they can get a hard-to-find item, and then they piggyback their small order onto your larger one.
...if you get blisters on your fingers from loading magazines.
...if you named your pocket pistol "Little Guy" and your 12 gauge "Big Jake."*
...if a topless joint with free admission is half a mile away, and instead you
drive 40 miles to the shooting range on a Saturday night.
...if you alternate Silvertips and hydra-shocks in your magazines because they
look prettier that way.
...if you can't figure out why your non-shooting friends laugh when you say
"Bushmaster".
*i named my P3AT "Lil Mama" and my 12 gauge "Big Mama."
brianksain
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over the fireplace and around the hand rail on back deck
kentucky bucky
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How about...................
If your wife has never successfully thrown away a white cotton T-shirt since you've been married.
If your wife has never successfully thrown away a white cotton T-shirt since you've been married.
When you walk into a gun store for the first time and after the guys behind the counter see the glazed look on your face look at each and nod knowingly.
If you consider it the height of taste to decorate with pictures of firearms or better yet firearms- antique or otherwise.
Your non-shooting friends loudly announce "I'm coming over to your place!" in the event of civil disorder.
If your friends who can't find a use for oddball ammo automatically give it you.
If you've ever told a girlfriend "The guns were here first" and meant it.
Sit in your rental car after flying with your pistol checked and load your magazines before doing anything else.
If you consider it the height of taste to decorate with pictures of firearms or better yet firearms- antique or otherwise.
Your non-shooting friends loudly announce "I'm coming over to your place!" in the event of civil disorder.
If your friends who can't find a use for oddball ammo automatically give it you.
If you've ever told a girlfriend "The guns were here first" and meant it.
Sit in your rental car after flying with your pistol checked and load your magazines before doing anything else.
DocBoCook
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If, as a form of foreplay, your girlfriend "pleasures you" while you field strip and reassemble it. And she times you and keeps records
triggerman7.62
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...you keep a bb gun by the back door (while living within city limits) to shot in the back yard just for some trigger time.
sturmgewehr667
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lol, i have a dog named stonewall jackson
sturmgewehr667
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lol, suicidal gun nuts
at least take a few antis with you
ahhh, did i just say that on the high road
jk
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