You might be a gun nut if...
....Your idea of a romantic Valentines Day is to curl up on the couch with your AR and watch a classic romantic movie such as Apocalypse Now...and you also have a bottle of gun oil and a towel handy in case things progress.
....and then afterwards you feel guilty for cheating on the other guns.
....you automatically think of "gun" when someone starts to quote the one Ten Commandment that starts off with "...thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's _____"
....you notice that a majority of the officers on COPS have their finger on the trigger when they draw their weapon.
....you consider pants without cargo pockets a bad tactical decision.
.....you have extra loaded magazines all over your vehicle.
....during the division of assets for your divorce settlement, you opted for the firearms instead of the furniture.
....you need to read fresh gun magazine material to keep you "regular".
.....your wife is more anxious than you are for new gun magazines to come in the mail because she knows that they put you "in the mood".
....your 5 and 6 y/o children know the names, model numbers, and caliber of all of your firearms.
....you have a 4 y/o who can field strip an AR, and tell the name of all the parts while doing it.
....the same kid likes to unload magazines and reload them as a fun activity while watching cartoons.
....the same 4y/o points out to you that you just swept your other son who was across the room.
....you are so happy that you cry because your child is excited that he just learned how to rack the slide on the glock so that he can practice dry-firing while watching cartoons. (of course, son, you can aim at Dora...)
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