Your tactical Dog?

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Someone out there (maybe back at TFL) has posted a picture of a "dog". It looks like it is 1/2 newfie and 1/2 clydesdale. It's standing up on it's hind legs to eat off the counter. (Picture taken when it was like 6mo. old or some ridiculously young age.) Anybody remember that one?

I would do a search, but I am out of lunch hour. Back to work.
 
I never had a tactical dog, but I did have a couple of good gun dogs, English Springers. After I moved away from home and into apartment living I never did get another dog. However, mom and dad replaced the gun dogs with a back-up gun dog. (bug-dog)

A pure bred beagle named "Jack".

Woe to anyone unknow who passes within earshot of this howling baying hole digging menace (ya'll know beagles don't bark, they bay .. thay are hounds after all). His tactical squirrel hunting skills have netted 2 bushy tailed Colorado Suburban monsters and numerous small finches and sparrows, which he chews up, then happily rolls in.

He seems good for three things, digging holes, howling at the dog satellite and taking things that don't belong to him. Also shows aptitude for keeping the couch in place and keeping the yard squirrel free.

Still, he's a lovable cuss in his own way.

But if I ever get another dog its not going to be a beagle.
 
I really enjoy pictures of dogs...Echo23TC - that is too damn cute. :)

Anyone else have any good pics of your beasts?

brad cook
 
I have one very large noise maker to the north...there is another very large noise maker to the south... there are two large noise makers to the west...if ANYTHING moves they sound off. Best part, I don't feed, water, vet, walk, ect. ad-nausem...but they do alert if there ins an intruder about.
They also bark at every cat, 'possum, and leaf that blows across the yard.

Still, I really like those dogs.
Mark.
 
Best dog I ever owned was a Blue Heeler-Akita cross. Colored like a Heeler, including the different color eyes. Built like an Akita. Vet called him a Heeler on steroids. Loved kids, but God help anyone that threatened anyone in the family, or tried to break in the house. Wish he was still around. He was a casualty of old age. Maybe I'll find another as good as him someday. If not, I'll meet him again when I too, become a casualty of old age.

Bill
 
Ferrets are tactical in some ways, NOT tactical in others.

They have no sense of "defend territory" and will eagerly greet and try and play with whoever or whatever walks in.

On the plus side, the little squirts WILL sometimes try to counter-attack whatever's attacking you. Human, dog, whatever. There's at least one recorded case of a one-pound ferret successfully defending her human owner from an aggressive 120lb dog. And yes, the ferret "won" - by latching onto the dog's nose and refusing to let go! The dog's owner grabbed the dog, the lady held the ferret, and after some "tug of weasel" ended up holding her ferret, which was happily chewing on half a dog nose :D.

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On a more serious note: if a dog is trotting or bounding towards you, how do know if it's play or assault?

The best indicator isn't the tail - a lot of dogs are HAPPY they're gonna chew on your butt! No, watch the tongue. If it's "flapping around loose" in what we see as a "happy expression", that's a good sign. He's using it for cooling of course, and he doesn't plan on biting anybody so he leaves it flapping loose! An aggressive dog retracts the tongue as prep for using his teeth as weapons and/or growling.

I believe dogs recognize this among each other, and I've been known to approach strange dogs with MY tongue hanging loose to convey the same impression. It looks stupid, but it works - in doggy body language, all humans look like we're approaching in "bite mode". This may be why gentle words seem to help - the dogs aren't reacting to the sounds, they're seeing our tongues as we talk and this, to them, is reassuring.

I'd have to work with dogs daily in a pound or something to really test this theory. But it makes sense.
 
Ok, here's my tactical "Carpet Shark". Her name is Bandit and she's an OLD girl. She is a free-roam Ferret, and the entire enclosed porch area is hers, if you want in the house, you gotta go through her first!
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And here is the Tactical Japanese Jin. Joey is highly skilled and trained at the art of laying. He can lay tactically in any position for very long periods of time. There is no end to his ability to lay. In this picture he is obviously laying (tactically) in a chair in his Arctic Assault Camo. Anyone attempting to do harm to this family would have a tough time getting past Joey's laying ability.
In all seriousness though, I am currently looking for a bigger dog, although we're more of a "lovey-dog" family than an assault dog family. We can't help ourselves but to spoil them. Oh well, that's why Mr. Colt invented his guns, for people like us who can't get a dog to be vicous no matter what....
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You Want A Tactical Dog???

All she is missing is her Molon Labe collar. Here is the Slingers Tactical Guard Dog, all armed up and ready for bear.:D

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My tactical dog is a 4 year old female Yellow Lab. Her two most fearsome weapons are 1) Her front feet, which she uses to stand on your feet while trying to convince you to play "Kong" with her and 2) Her attack tail, with which she will thump you senseless, if you give her the chance.

Mrs. AZLib has 5 tactical dogs--total weight 30 lbs combined. Two Yorkies-one of which is real old and will have to be put down soon:( , two chihuahuas, and one maltese/poodle mix. These five are very effective at leaving 'land mines' throughout the house.

Frankly, I can't stand the little dogs--I call them my very own "Axis of Weasels". However, the chihuahuas especially, have very short fuses. I can leave the house to take the garbage out, and when I return, they let loose like I'm the biggest boogy-man on the planet. You'd have to be one very good ninja to get past these noisemakers.
 
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This is my wife's 5 y.o. half-Yorkie, half-Poodle Butch (or, as I call him "Daddy's Little Target Indicator"). He's very protective of his "Mommy" & will bite anyone coming toward her (even ME sometimes...:what: ). But, when he hears something strange while I'm around, he'll bark a couple of times & look at me like "Come on, go check it out"...:rolleyes:

Quite a dog, that Butch is...:p
 
My 4-Legged Backup

This is the Contessa Monique Fon Du Lac-Montrachette ("Monique"), a full-blooded, tactical blask-mask Dogue de Bordeaux (Bordeaux Mastiff/Hooch Dog/French Mastiff). She comes from Munsterplatz, Red Dog Ridge, and Norris/Evanhof bloodlines.

She is two years old, weighs in at 125-pounds (still some growth yet). I expect her to top out at close to 135-140 pounds. Pure muscle strength, smart as hell, quick as a flash. Fully trained and obedient. She barks and it echoes throughout the house. Her presence is known throughout the neighborhood.

In addition, she rides like a champ in the SUVs, and guards them as though they were her den. She is at alert as soon as a footfall hits the front driveway or a car comes up to park. Between her and the alarm system, I have no problems with early warning on perimeter breach.

She walks with my wife and her lady friends in the development every day. Also loves the water. Best part is that all the neighborhood kids adore her, and she watches over them as well.
 

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80# Chocolate Lab. Definitely an "alarm dog." Worst he'd do to you, though, is knock you down and drool on ya.
 
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Not much of a bite, but 95 lbs of bark

This muscular yellow lab (Timber) will scare the **** out you, unless you are familar with the goofy friendly nature of most labs. Won't take gruff from other dogs, though. Of course, he seems to delight in acting like he wants to EAT the mailman. But when he gives his "there is someone very near the house" deep-chested-growling-bark in the middle of the night, I listen.

As some of the other Lab people here have implied, his main weapons are: 1. drool, 2. the "otter tail", and 3. the front paws/nails (he once cut the tongue of one my 6' tall friends with his front nails- the guy was uncharacteristically quiet the rest of that day).

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German Shepard. Intelligent, hates anyone in uniform, mailmen, ups, cops, etc. I wonder if one day he'll sail through the window after the mailman, he acts like he's ready to kill when he's outside.

My dog has different barks, a woof and goes to the door when he hears the kids cars coming down the street (before we can even hear them), a certain bark for cat/coon in the yard, another one for someone he knows is here, and another one for stranger/uniform outside. This is really cool at night because I can tell by his bark if its just a cat etc., or if I should get out of bed to investigate.

My friends tell me that he's different when they come to the door when no ones here, fangs & fury at the window. He went for the mailman twice and a cop once when just the screen door was closed. The cop was on top of it and held the door with both hands (sorry dude!), but the mailman fell to the ground once in recoil down the front steps. Bet he went home and took a valium. He also lightly bit my brother once for raising his voice to my wife....:D That'll teach him.

(What possess people to become mailmen with all the dogs around?)
 
My parents just got a blue-black Neopolitan Mastiff that is working out nicely. 150 pounds of laid-back badditude.
 
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