Why can't I shoot him in the head? That's a silly rule. I'm not obeying it.
Whatever single-shot I have available, I'm shooting him in the head with it. Center Of Eyebrow. If it's a less accurate gun, I'll wait 'til he gets close enough, then shoot him in the head with it. If I have to duck the machete and butt-stroke him in the teeth with the gun, immediately after that I'll be shooting him in the head with it.
Jeez.
Parker, whose next post will include:
You can't shoot the machete.
You can't use your right index finger to squeeze the trigger.
You have to slap your left ear twice, wave one foot in the air and cluck like a chicken before you shoot him.
By that time, no matter what gun you're packing, he'll be close enough you can shoot him in the head with it.