Text-based gunfight

[seeker_two]

{Emperor's voice} Fire at will, Commander.... {/Emperor's voice}

zzzzzzzz !!!!ZZZZATTTT!!!!


{Darth Vader voice} Apology accepted, Captain Needa... {Darth Vader voice}

 

[Eightball]

*sigh* {silence} Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang ping! (Garand, of course)
*clattering* (rifle drops)
bangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbang clickclickshunkbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbang
clickclickshunkbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbang bangbangbangbangbangbangbang (M1 Carbine)
*clattering* (another rifle drops)
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM (620 .357 Mag )
*rustling* (reholstering, of course!)
Chak-CHUNK (of a WASR's bolt!)
bangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbang
bangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbang
bangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbang
*change mags*
bangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbang
bangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbang
bangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbang
*change mags*
bangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbang
bangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbang
bangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbang
*change mags*
bangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbang
bangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbang
bangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbang
*picks up Garand and bandoliers*.....

 

[blitzer0101]

Shink, cluck, shink, click, snap Whump, BLAM! Shink, clunk, shink...

M203

 

[peacemaker45]

Shooter standby:
BEEP!
popdingpopdingpopdingpopdingpopding...popdingpopdingpopdingpopdingpopding
clackpopdingclackpopdingclackpopdingclackpopdingclackpopdingclackpopdingclackpopdingclackpopdingclackpopdingclackpopding
thunksnickBANGBANGsnick..thunkBANGBANG

Time was 17.34, and spotters say.... CLEAN!!

(gamer shooting sass.)


~~~Mat, aka Jerkline Jesse, SASS# 64073

 

[tydephan]

plop plop.

fizz fizz.

Oh what a relief it is.

Sorry...indigestion.

What's all that noise?

 

[High Planes Drifter]

Apple A Day, that excerpt from your book got me interested. Will you be posting more of it here?

 

[Apple a Day]

I dunno, I figure I should talk to the moderators before I start posting any more huge chunks but it's a thought. Anybody know a convenient (and FREE)place to post stories online?
"Correia started it!!!" as my kids would say.

 

[Michigander]

CRAck!.................................................................................................................................................................pting!

 

[never_retreat]

Click click, bang

Good old 30-30 lever action

 

[trickyasafox]

twang! screetch as i come to full draw. . . twang!

you guys covered all the bases with guns, might as well start slingin some arrows

 

[alucard0822]

silence .............................................................thwack, smack, pow, thud




ninja vanish

 

[Piedmont Plinker]

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Arnold held minigun
clickclickclickclickCrack
Single Action Frontier Scout

 

[Black Majik]

bang





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kB!

 

[horge]

tikki-tikki-tikki-tikki-tikki...
tikki-tikki-tikki...
tikki-tikki-tikki...
(etc. etc.)


suppressed M3A1

 

[Larry Ashcraft]

Best. Thread. Ever.

Twaaannnng....

POP.......Pink..........pink......pink....pink..pink.pink.

Rubber band gun shooting ping pong balls.

 

[BBQJOE]

*TINK*

Whoooooosh

Boink, boink, boink..........................


KERBlOOOOOOOOIE!!!!

(Hand grenade)

 

[BayouTeche77]

crrrrk. . .chck. . .chck. . .BOOM. . . . . . ."OWWWWW!"

loading and pulling both triggers at once in the double barrel 12, 00 buckshot. That's me saying "owwwww"

 

[tinygnat219]

Click POOOOF

Click POOOOF

That's me at a CAS match realizing that spilling water on the Blackpowder shotgun shells makes them VERY smoky.

 

[Powderman]

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Dead silence.



(Courtesy of Gun, Electric, 20mm, M61 Vulcan.)

 

[evan price]

>SPLATT< (Head explodes into a messy spray of grey-red mist and yellowish bone chips)

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>krack< (Sound of Barret M82A1 .50 cal sniper rifle fired from a looong way away)

 

[Brad Johnson]

Bang!
Tikka Tikka!
Pew! Pew! Pew!
brrrrrrrrrrapppp!

>click<

"Get the amazing Bowflex.."

>click<

"Have you or anyone in your family been exposed to asbestos.."

>click<

"Next, on Seinfeld.."

*Yawn* scratch, scratch scratch...

>click<

Bang!
Tikka Tikka!
Pew! Pew! Pew!
brrrrrrrrrrapppp!

 

[Tom Servo]

"Alright, men! Now we march over that ridge to France!!!"

<Thump of weapons being dropped over the ridge>

<Pause>

<Panicked shouting from over the ridge>"Nous nous! We surrender!"

"...well, that was easy."

 

[coylh]

Threat! Swish, BANG!

(How people describe their draw from concealment on the Internet.)


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Threat!












Urph!










Tug!












Glance up.















Swish.









Click.









*Disengage safety*










Bang!


(The video re-play of the same draw from concealment.)

 

[BerettaNut92]

...whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......
[Jesse Ventura's minigun running out of ammo]

"GET TO THE CHOPPAA!!!!!" --My governator

 

[the pistolero]

*creeeeeeeak*
*muttering under breath* "****, ****, **** blasted semi-oiled door hinges..."
BLAM-BLAM-BLAM-BLAM-BLAM-BLAM-BLAM-BLAM (7+1 from 1911)
*thumpthumpthumpthumpthumpthump* (me getting out of current position as fast as I can)