Gun Oxymorons: GO!

Cop-killer bullets

Safety locks

Automatic service revolver
More thrust per squeeze
2 MOA at 25 yards

Common OxyMORONS in the Cali papers

1) semi-automatic revolver
2) semi-automatic machine gun
3) assault weapon styled shotgun. (pic of a mossberg pump with PG)
4) armor piercing hollowpoint bullets

Mateba Unica = semi-automatic revolver

50 caliber assault rifle

large caliber urban assault rifle

assault-style _____ (like an assault weapon, but yet...not?)

parts that are "pinned" on the gun like an FSB on an AR15 (more like welded on)

a semi-automatic Glock revolver? (someone posted anhere a while ago)

DC Snipers (using Bushmaster AR's)

High powered assault rifle

Glock "Safe Action"
Powerful handgun
Ultimate _____
_____ Tactical

3. Sig 1911

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Actually, it's SIG--not "Sig". It's an acronym. Sorry...pet peeve. I equated the whole concept of the "Sig" misnomer within a post about "gun oxymorons" to throwing stones while living in a glass house

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In a world of compromise... we color our guns icky grey, attach butthole stocks and modify them to not accept normal capacity magazines.
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I've heard of thumbhole stocks and buttstocks but never butthole stocks!!!!!!!!!!!

2. Skunkabilly Tactical

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Dude, that ain't an oxymoron, that's redundant!

tacticool

California gun laws. :banghead: Also Massaholechuitts gun laws.

Aclu

The forum software doesn't let me capitalize all the letters.

Thread hijack... (slightly)

If your long gun is longer than you are tall.... you might be a Skunk!

I resemble that remark!

If your long gun is longer than you are tall.... My favorite squirrel rifle is a .36 cal flinty, 42" bbl. It may be an assault weapon. After all, we did repel an army with these!

This has always gotten me about revolvers!

Single-Action (yet you have to cock the hammer and pull the trigger to fire a shot - that's TWO actions.)

Double-Action (you pull the trigger, it goes BANG! ONE action!)

Call me a dummy, but one would think it would be the other way around!

:banghead:

-38SnubFan

Single-action trigger : releases the hammer.

Double-action trigger : cocks and releases the hammer.

you guys forgot the most obvious ones-

Gun Nut -nuts for owning guns?
paranoid gun owner -uh maybe before owning a gun! heheh


and then there's me of course-
liberal Democrat berkeley neo-gothic aggro death Christian hippy gun lover

Taurus Quality

Glock Subcompact
XD Subcompact

Ruger 1911

Government Responsibiity

:banghead:

I was just reading a reloading thread and the following word combination struck me as funny: QUALITY PROGRESSIVE

Maybe it's just me but I was giggling like a kid thinking about all the gun blow up threads, most of which are traced to reloads produced on what they term a QUALITY PROGRESSIVE reloader.

Slimline Glock
Outdated 1911


W

SJ wins in my book

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wait...let me catch my breath......



BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


That was the funniest dude,