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Gun Oxymorons: GO!

Discussion in 'General Gun Discussions' started by BerettaNut92, Jun 10, 2005.

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  1. BerettaNut92

    BerettaNut92 Member

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    I submit:


    1. Beretta 92 Compact

    2. Skunkabilly Tactical
    3. Sig 1911
    4. Kimber Custom
    5. Steyr Scout .223
     
  2. 45R

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    Glock Perfection......... :neener:
     
  3. The Grand Inquisitor

    The Grand Inquisitor Member

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  4. runswithscissors

    runswithscissors Member

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    State of the art polymer ==== plastic
     
  5. Cesiumsponge

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    California-legal assault rifles
     
  6. earthworm

    earthworm Member

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    That everyone has an uncle who was a Marine sniper because no matter what
    gun you own half the people you talk to about it's "Uncle Charlie had one &"
    (a) "couldn't hit the side of a barn if he was inside the barn with his",
    (b) "could hit hummingbirds on the wing at 50 yards with his".
    I guess technically this isn't an oxymoron but I find it amusing.

    Non-gun Oxymorons:
    Common sense. Common courtsey. Liberal.

    Gross Obsenities
    Responsibility.Work Ethic.

    Pardon my getting offtopic & ranting.
     
  7. yorec

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    Hi Powers - they're originally 9mms for crying out loud! ;)
     
  8. Zach S

    Zach S Member

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    USP Compact.
     
  9. mhdishere

    mhdishere Member

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    Semiautomatic assault rifle

    Or better yet:
    Semiautomatic machine gun :confused:
     
  10. Onmilo

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    who wants anything heavy while on duty?????
     
  11. BigG

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    I like yorec's answer: Browning High Power :neener:
     
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    Revolver= 6 for sure..
     
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    Police marksman :evil:
     
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    German sidearm taken from an OFFICER:

    The Nazi army must have had 25 officers for every grunt!
     
  15. critter

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    "Common sense" as applied to gun control laws. (ie: common sense is not so common.)
     
  16. CentralTexas

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    How about

    NRA=Second Amendment Defenders
     
  17. DelayedReaction

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    Beltway Sniper
     
  18. dolanp

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    .45 stopping power ;)
     
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    Hypervelocity .22!
     
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    In a world of compromise... we color our guns icky grey, attach butthole stocks and modify them to not accept normal capacity magazines.
     
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    pax
     
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    From a local gun shop's radio ads:
    "Thousands of rare guns"

    (well, at least they advertise)
     
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    An arsenal of four guns
     
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