Gun Oxymorons: GO!

[BerettaNut92]

I submit:


1. Beretta 92 Compact

2. Skunkabilly Tactical
3. Sig 1911
4. Kimber Custom
5. Steyr Scout .223

 

[45R]

Glock Perfection.........

 

[The Grand Inquisitor]

1911 Reliability

 

[runswithscissors]

State of the art polymer ==== plastic

 

[Cesiumsponge]

California-legal assault rifles

 

[earthworm]

That everyone has an uncle who was a Marine sniper because no matter what
gun you own half the people you talk to about it's "Uncle Charlie had one &"
(a) "couldn't hit the side of a barn if he was inside the barn with his",
(b) "could hit hummingbirds on the wing at 50 yards with his".
I guess technically this isn't an oxymoron but I find it amusing.

Non-gun Oxymorons:
Common sense. Common courtsey. Liberal.

Gross Obsenities
Responsibility.Work Ethic.

Pardon my getting offtopic & ranting.

 

[yorec]

Hi Powers - they're originally 9mms for crying out loud!

 

[Zach S]

USP Compact.

 

[mhdishere]

Semiautomatic assault rifle

Or better yet:
Semiautomatic machine gun

 

[Onmilo]

Heavy-Duty
who wants anything heavy while on duty?????

 

[BigG]

I like yorec's answer: Browning High Power

 

[Fastlane]

Revolver= 6 for sure..

 

[TechBrute]

Police marksman

 

[Husker1911]

German sidearm taken from an OFFICER:

The Nazi army must have had 25 officers for every grunt!

 

[critter]

"Common sense" as applied to gun control laws. (ie: common sense is not so common.)

 

[CentralTexas]

How about

NRA=Second Amendment Defenders

 

[DelayedReaction]

Beltway Sniper

 

[dolanp]

.45 stopping power

 

[only1asterisk]

Hypervelocity .22!

 

[HighVelocity]

Lead Free Ammo

 

[ebd10]

Concealable N-Frame.

 

[boofus]

In a world of compromise... we color our guns icky grey, attach butthole stocks and modify them to not accept normal capacity magazines.

 

[pax]

.22 Magnum.

pax

 

[SJ]

From a local gun shop's radio ads:
"Thousands of rare guns"

(well, at least they advertise)

 

[Chipperman]

An arsenal of four guns