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I ever get rich, I want to buy a place like Luckenbach.
I'd add dash of Lantry [Judge Roy Bean, and Miss Lillie]
You cannot enter if not armed, sic hanging Judge Bean on ya...
Texas is not hot - that is called humidity - we call it sweat!
You can ski in TX, yep sure can. Don't need water or snow either...farm truck, dusty field, rope, and forget jumping over the 'rooster tails' on water, real rooters in the ditches are a hoot...Take off the rudder dealies on the skis first...
Now if'n you visit, and head down Dallas Way. Wear a tied to Trailduster - you will get a free beer for wearing a tie - yep sure will. *snicker*
If you can eat that 54 oz steak in one sitting - meal is free.
Oh Phooey, forgot name of place next door...anywho cute gals in swings over head get to swinging higher...and higher...and kick a brass bell...
They gotta chocolate dessert...rich as a foot up a bull's butt...
Helluva deal, Free eats for wearing a tie and clearing your plate. Bet NH aint' got that?.
While in Dallas, be sure to take the wife on a tour of Harry Hines Blvd. She will be so impressed. Given a choice do not be surprised if she wants to head back to Fort Worth...
Get Reservations at the Reunion Arena Restuarant on Top...see that big lighted ball up there - that is a resturarnt that revolves.
I forget the place with the Jackass out in the Parking Lot, I recommend the Buffalo steak....off I35...well like most stuff you can see where you want to go...getting there is another thing...
Houston.
See the Highway Dept all had Spaghetti at lunch one day..."Hey, we can do this with concrete..."
Now you know why Houston has the Spaghetti Bowl. It is true...really.
Them diagonal stripes on Highway 59...that is for the "Bear in the air" to clock speeders. I may or may not know anything about the "Southbound and Down Club" ...*rumor is* they flew low at night...and I ain't talking off airplanes either...
Oh I do fine up north..the times I've been...
West Virginnie ain't north...just a Oasis for Southern Folks.
Don't rule out Tenn. Memphis is Dangerous, great food, blues. Some of the out of the way places b/t Memphis to Nashville to Knoxville to north to Ky- breathtaking and I mean you cannot get a chicken fried steak if you do not have at least one gun on person...