"proud yankee...carry a .380 and own machetes...more a city dweller thing to be afraid of machetes"
never doubted it, and plenty to be proud of
born and raised in snow country myself, 25 years worth, still have family there, spent my college daze in Ames, Iowa
(you Kansas boys used to kick our Cyclone butts pretty regular, but not every time.. and JoJo White is
still the best shooter I ever seen)
been a lot of places in this great country since, and there
never has been any shortage of really good people in
all of 'em, city and country alike
but I think we all know who "Machete Man" is
zombies being verbotten, and Grizz having been beaten to death with a dull club a thousand times over, "Machete Man"
is Zombie Grizz
(because a cute little Girl Scout selling cookies w/ a 9mm in her hand just ain't scary enough for the stuff that caliber woobie wars are made of)
be well, shoot well, live long, and smile
every time you get the chance
PS
leastways I think OP did get a lot of good advice by some, made his own choice, and whatever else all this fragmentation is, all's well that ends well