12 Reasons Handguns Are Better Than Women

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Jswebb45

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I was recently going thru some old stuff the other day and found my old NRA shirt that had these 12 reasons on the back figured I would share.

1. You can buy a silencer for your handgun.
2. You can trade your .44 in for two .22's.
3. You can have a handgun at home and another for on the road.
4. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell them so, he will be impressed and let you try it out.
5. Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.
6. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.
7. Hanguns don't take up alot of your closet space.
8. Hanguns function normally every day of the month.
9. A handgun won't ask, "do these grips make me look fat?"
10. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep right after you are done using it.
11. A handgun doesn't care how big your trigger finger is.
12. A handgun won't complain if you are a "little fast on the trigger."

Cheers and Happy Holidays!!!!
 
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