Ten reasons why handguns are better than MEN

[John Ross]

I read the other thread, and dreamed this up in about five minutes when I was on "hold" with S&W:

TEN REASONS WHY HANDGUNS ARE BETTER THAN MEN

1. You can get any barrel length you want, from 2†to 14â€.
2. If you decide your handgun’s barrel is too short, you or the factory can replace it with a longer one.
2. If you wear your handgun’s barrel out entirely, you can fit it with a new one but keep the same gun.
3. A handgun does exactly what you direct it to do.
4. You can grip a handgun any way you want and it won’t mind.
5. Handguns almost never stop working, even after a hundred years.
6. A handgun won’t get dirtier or more broken down between the time you saw it last and today.
7. A handgun will always be there when you need it.
8. Handguns don’t hog the remote.
9. A handgun will always listen to you, and speak whenever you want it to.
10. A handgun is perfectly happy being used all the time, not at all, or anything in between.

JR

 

[bogie]

Toilet seat up, toilet seat down - it just doesn't matter.

 

[lee n. field]

Turnabout's fair play.

11) Handguns don't get jealous and possessive if they're replaced.

 

[spacemanspiff]

9. A handgun will always listen to you, and speak whenever you want it to.

well, not if the person is cheap and gets an unreliable handgun. you get what you pay for. the cheaper the handgun/man, the less dependable usually.

 

[CZ 75 BD]

A handgun...

does not care how many other handguns you shoot.

 

[Mastrogiacomo]

I knew this post wasn't far behind....

 

[Carlos Cabeza]

You don't have to feed a handgun, you can just throw it in a drawer until the next time you need it.

 

[pax]

Turnabout is indeed fair play.

pax

Nobody will ever win the Battle of the Sexes. There's just too much fraternizing with the enemy. -- Henry Kissinger