Academy Sports--I felt like a criminal

[GEM]

Just a reminder, in Red Dawn, when the Russians and Cubans took the town, the Cuban colonel who was trained in America told his soldiers to search the gunstores for "FORM 4-4-7-3. It is a registry of gun owners and the types of firearms they have."

Right now, Cuban and Russian cyber experts have traced all gun owning posters on the Internet who said they were going to hide their weapons. The paratroopers will use deep scanning radar on your house and surroundings.

Then they will waterboard you with borscht until you tell the location of your guns.

I always marvel at those who announce their plans to hide their guns on the Internets. The ATF will use the Google and find you!!

 

[notorious]

The ATF won't need to google after the fact, they already have a national registry and it's updated constantly to keep afloat of the guns out there.

 

[John828]

Okay, I am currently on the TD Waterhouse site buying stock in Alcoa because obviously the demand for tin foil is rising.

OTOH, if "they" want "them" bad enough, "they'll" find a way to get them.

IBTL (never thought I would say that on my own thread)

 

[ConstitutionCowboy]

Right now, Cuban and Russian cyber experts have traced all gun owning posters on the Internet who said they were going to hide their weapons. The paratroopers will use deep scanning radar on your house and surroundings.

Then they will waterboard you with borscht until you tell the location of your guns.

Do you really think enough of them will reach the ground alive to carry out what you suggest?

Woody

 

[Odd1]

It never bothered me here when the guy at Academy walked me up to the counter with a firearm, it meant I did not have to wait in line.

First time it happened I found it funny. I used my concealed handgun license as ID to avoid the call in, so he fills out the paperwork, and smiles, telling me has to walk me to the counter and out the door, just in case I did something with the gun, company policy. He was grinning as he handed me back my concealed handgun license.

I don't blame him, he gets paid to do it.

 

[notorious]

Do you really think enough of them will reach the ground alive to carry out what you suggest?

Woody

Hey, they were in Georgia, weren't they? I heard the boys in Alabama were gearing up because they'll be damned if they let the Russians get to Montgomery!

 

[GEM]

Of course, they will reach the ground using the UFO technology that they have kept hidden for all these years.

Then they will join with the 59 million Red Chinese that are stored in container ships in the port of Los Angeles.

All of these have been posted on the Internet, so I believe them. They are waiting for the signal from Robot Joe Biden to attack.

Putin will rear his head over Sarah's house and that's that. Sarah will be too busy worrying about her daughter marrying into a drug dealer's family to save us.

Anyway, I went to Academy the other day - and they are almost out of ammo. See, we are being disarmed.

 

[Deltaboy1984]

I have had no problems with Academy.

 

[Mal H]

Do I even have to enumerate the reasons why this thread is now being closed? Deltaboy's post is the only reasonable response to the original post in the last 24 hours.