Rifleman 173
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Me to an armed suspect, "Drop the gun or the next sound you hear will be VERY loud and painful."
Unknown cop, "Move and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."
Unknown cop, "Give me a reason and I'll revoke your breathing privileges."
Upon finding two burglars hiding in the cooler of a tavern that had been burglarized, a cop was heard to say, as he shined his light on the faces of the burglars, "Come on out of there. You two dirtbags don't want to die in there..."
As a detective looked down at a serial rapist who had been killed by one of his intended victims, the detective was heard to say, "So. Johnnie April finally had a bad day. Couldn't have come soon enough for me."
Two Illinois State Troopers stopped a biker who was wanted on a number of felony warrants. A shootout started between the biker and the two troopers. Neither trooper was hit but the biker collapsed to the ground. The biker was taken to a nearby trauma center. When the captain of the two troopers got to the hospital he was told that the biker was dead. When the captain talked to the doctor in charge he asked, "Which bullet fired by my troopers killed the suspect?" The doctor looked at the captain with a puzzled look and said, "None of your troopers' bullets went into the biker. The biker died of a heart attack." The investigation showed that the bullets used by the troopers in that shootout had not penetrated through the heavy leather coat that the biker was wearing. The Illinois State Police immediately changed their ammo that day.
Unknown cop, "Move and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."
Unknown cop, "Give me a reason and I'll revoke your breathing privileges."
Upon finding two burglars hiding in the cooler of a tavern that had been burglarized, a cop was heard to say, as he shined his light on the faces of the burglars, "Come on out of there. You two dirtbags don't want to die in there..."
As a detective looked down at a serial rapist who had been killed by one of his intended victims, the detective was heard to say, "So. Johnnie April finally had a bad day. Couldn't have come soon enough for me."
Two Illinois State Troopers stopped a biker who was wanted on a number of felony warrants. A shootout started between the biker and the two troopers. Neither trooper was hit but the biker collapsed to the ground. The biker was taken to a nearby trauma center. When the captain of the two troopers got to the hospital he was told that the biker was dead. When the captain talked to the doctor in charge he asked, "Which bullet fired by my troopers killed the suspect?" The doctor looked at the captain with a puzzled look and said, "None of your troopers' bullets went into the biker. The biker died of a heart attack." The investigation showed that the bullets used by the troopers in that shootout had not penetrated through the heavy leather coat that the biker was wearing. The Illinois State Police immediately changed their ammo that day.