Almost had to use my shotgun last night!! Details inside

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my daughters are young yet but i heard a line i wanna try. son you 2 have fun i just want you to know that anything you do to her i'll be doing to you when you bring her home. drive careful.
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CD... Now THAT was funny. I'm picturing that being delivered with a dead-pan expression.


-- John
 
"You are not free to use idle (or are they, perhaps, serious?) threats against them to do so. Especially threats aimed at preventing "disrespect."


one certainly is free to do so, so long as one can handle consequences.most dads are ok with that. they are truly obedient to a higher authority as opposed to internet posing as outlaws of some stripe
 
i wanna give the kid a hug and squeeze his ass then give him a lil wink as they leave that oughta put him off his game. my first father in law was 6'4 240 pounds of white russian dc cop. i was 15 and his daughter 14 . and i remember what i was like. my biggest fear is one of the girls bringing home a guy like me.
 
"Remember . . . making threats about trivial matters not pertaining to self-defense is against the law."
You're starting to get on my nerve.

Hide behind the playground monitor a lot as a kid?
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Didn't have one. Our little social structure was chaos, let me tell you. Anarchy, one might say.

-Sans Authoritas
 
cassandrasdaddy,

I hate to break it to you, but you are an amateur.

On the first date with a girl (and her FIRST DATE EVER) back in HS, I showed up and as soon as I got out of the car, I felt a sharp pain in my chest.

The father instructed his young son to hide in a tree and shoot me in the chest with his BB gun when I got there.

I later found out that he just wanted to "rattle" me and remind me to be on my "P's & Q's."


It worked.


And not too long afterwards, I took Sans Autoritas' advice and dissociated myself from the girl. Dad was happy.


-- John
 
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i live in fear and i will be an old fart when they date too. i do have a rather colorful group of folks i associate with that are a lil scary sometimes.and they are all the kids "uncles"
 
I've solved the problem. After seeing the caliber of the boys around here, my daughter will be in a chastity belt until she is 18. :)

She'll never make it through an airport without setting everything off.

Some reading this are wondring if I am serious or joking-- and I ain't tellin'.

-- John
 
John, to avoid unpleasantries with TSA, (we won't go into their caliber,) you should probably go polymer.

-Sans Authoritas
 
Back to the topic, NYE is a good brother, and acting man-of-the-house. I've whooped plenty of teenage butts and scared plenty of boyfriends for my little sister.

I also agree with not filing a police report. It sounds like between your shotgun, his warm pants, and his parents, he probably learned his lesson. If this behavior continues, then report it definitely. If every stupid thing a teenage kid ever did was put onto paper, the whole world would have a criminal record. We all did some dumb crap when we were high schoolers, but most of us learned and turned out ok.
 
Good point Sans...

Of course, who am I kidding? My daughter will probably wind up a stripper. Half of her genes would come from me, and I remember my youth...


-- John
 
JWarren said:
Of course, who am I kidding? My daughter will probably wind up a stripper. Half of her genes would come from me, and I remember my youth...
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Why? Were you a stripper in your youth?

On second thought, nevermind, don't answer that.
 
OK Sans. I will respond once.

This is the USA. It is the year 2008. It isn't 1808 and its obvious that things have changed drastically.

If the father was not able to trust his daughter's judgment
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While I always trusted my daughters judgment, it was the perverted boys that showed up on my doorstep with testosterone flowing heavily through their veins that I didn't trust.

Obviously, things are different in your country and your culture dictates a strict adherence to the code of respect for others. Consider yourself very lucky.

But in the USA, boys can & will be perverts and will gladly take advantage of a girl if given the chance.

I know because I was one of those little perverted brats when I was a kid. :)

Chris
 
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Of course, who am I kidding? My daughter will probably wind up a stripper. Half of her genes would come from me, and I remember my youth...

Why? Were you a stripper in your youth?

On second thought, nevermind, don't answer that.
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Mr. White,

hehe... nah.... but I keep feeling that Karma is going get me one day. :)


-- John
 
How does anyone know that I am "Doc2005"?
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i am an IT administrator... you would be horrifically surprised at what we can find out....nothing on the net is anonymous.
 
i am an IT administrator... you would be horrifically surprised at what we can find out....nothing on the net is anonymous.
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heh, I remember the "races" we had with the IT people at my high school all those years ago.

They'd find a way to block us from playing Counter-strike on the LAN, and we'd find a way to get around it.

Good times.
 
1. THANK YOU jlbraun, now I can read the post and understand the message.

2. Sounds like you did fine, of course, once word gets around you might also be "that scary big brother of this girl at school".
 
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