Alright, who authorized THIS anti-terror unit?
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Ok, I saw this and immediately thought of this joke I was sent yesterday. Also reminds me of an old RPG "Renegade Nuns on Wheels."
Catholic Math................
Little David, who was Jewish, was failing math. His parents tried everything. Tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning centers, and nothing helped.
As a last resort, someone told them to try a Catholic school. "Those
nuns are tough" they said. David was soon enrolled at St. Mary's.
After school on the very first day David ran through the door and
straight to his room, without even kissing his mother hello. He
started studying furiously, books and papers spread out all over his
room. Right after dinner he ran upstairs without mentioning TV, and
hit the books harder than before.
His parents were amazed. This behavior continued for weeks, until
report card day arrived. David quietly laid the envelope on the
table, and went to his room. With great trepidation, his mother opened the
report.
David had gotten an A in math!
She ran up to his room, threw her arms around him and asked, "David
honey, how did this happen? Was it the nuns? "No!", said David. "On
the first day of school when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I
knew they weren't fooling around!"
Catholic Math................
Little David, who was Jewish, was failing math. His parents tried everything. Tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning centers, and nothing helped.
As a last resort, someone told them to try a Catholic school. "Those
nuns are tough" they said. David was soon enrolled at St. Mary's.
After school on the very first day David ran through the door and
straight to his room, without even kissing his mother hello. He
started studying furiously, books and papers spread out all over his
room. Right after dinner he ran upstairs without mentioning TV, and
hit the books harder than before.
His parents were amazed. This behavior continued for weeks, until
report card day arrived. David quietly laid the envelope on the
table, and went to his room. With great trepidation, his mother opened the
report.
David had gotten an A in math!
She ran up to his room, threw her arms around him and asked, "David
honey, how did this happen? Was it the nuns? "No!", said David. "On
the first day of school when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I
knew they weren't fooling around!"
The_Antibubba
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It's much more serious than that-if a single Nunja makes a mistake, they could all parish!
Thumper
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Nunja's?
Heheheh...
Heheheh...
spartacus2002
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I went to catholic school run by the Sisters of Mercy... they had none...
natedog
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Grooooooooaaaannnnn............
S Roper
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"What is the deal with Irianen female special police? What do they do that the regular special police can't do?
"Handle situations that require a female touch?"
Conservative Muslim women aren't allowed to be seen in their dishabille by any male outside their immediate family. It's just a guess, but this female force may be the only way to comply with this standard in some situations.
"Handle situations that require a female touch?"
Conservative Muslim women aren't allowed to be seen in their dishabille by any male outside their immediate family. It's just a guess, but this female force may be the only way to comply with this standard in some situations.
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