Turkey Creek
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Not too hard to figure out how we get ourselves into these messes- when some sweet little thing walks by with that wiggle that they must teach girls someplace, the little guy robs the brain of all reason- some things I have learned during my 36 year marriage and in no particular order are- 1. assume it's your fault, say so and don't worry about it- you aren't going to win many arguments and it's best to play the game and go on- 2. when the dreaded words "we have to talk" are uttered, listen politely, agree with everything she says, and then go about your business as if nothing happened- 3. generally you get what you give- the last couple of years the wife has had the kitchen and both bathrooms remodeled- my gun safe has become drastically more crowded in the same space of time- 4. we've all heard of "Shock and Awe", my battle plan is "Surprise and Compliment"- for a recent anniversary my wife arranged a night out with dinner and a room- we had made a promise not to get each other any gifts- after the wine was served I pulled a small box out of my jacket and sat it on her plate- it was a ring that complimented the ear rings I had gotten her for her birthday the year before- she said I wasn't supposed to do this and she didn't me anything because we had a promise- I told her that she did and she was sitting on it- we almost didn't make it through dinner- 36 years now and so far so good- oh yeah, as far as my guns go, she leans toward anti but doesn't bug me about it- I picked a good one despite the little guy