*enters the room wearing a rope-tied grey robe (and an NRA hat). He walks into a ceremonial chamber (weapons locker) and takes his place at a nearby alter.
He recites a small prayer "A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed"
He removes his hat, and places it on a ceremonial hat-rack, which is aflood with fellow "people of the gun" NRA hats. He stands, takes from the alter an AR15, turns to face the followers he would address, points the rifle past them and bullseyes targets on each corner of the room.
"People of the gun" he says. "Go now, and shoot in peace."*
~Fin