Well, I went to talk to the police. I brought not one, but two lawyers and remained more or less silent the entire time. It seems to have gone well, lasted just a few minutes. The detective acknowledged that I did nothing illegal. He wanted to talk to me because of the "times", a reference to recent school shootings.
However, I think this FFL might not be all there. I'm wondering whether this guy is senile or something. I sort of wonder if he's just not completely deaf. The detective said that the FFL alleged that I:
* Showed up several times. For the record, I showed up once, alone.
* Brought with me two other people. The detective gave me their names. I've never heard of them, and apparently, the detective can't find them. I'm wondering if they exist, or if they simply entered the shop at the same time I did, or what? I'm gonna go with the "doesn't exist" option, since everyone else there seemed to be part of the "I Have a 6,000 Dollar Shotgun" clique. I'm pretty sure he knew everyone there.
* Tried to buy 3 AKs. There was only one there, since it was an FFL transfer. I didn't try to buy anything, just do the transfer.
* Tried to buy 700-1000 rounds of ammo. While this wouldn't be abnormal, I didn't. I didn't try to buy anything.
* Said that I didn't pay rent and lived with several other people. While I do have two roommates, we all pay rent. I also didn't say anything of the sort. What, does he think I'm living in some meth den or something?
So, this guy CALLED THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY. Let me emphasize that: This guy called the federal government, and felt I was a threat to HOMELAND SECURITY. Since when does a kid with a rifle qualify as terrorista internacional?
He's really potentially screwed up my life here. Where else will this incident pop up? Will I be able to get a job? How about even buy another rifle? Now they have my name and a file on me. Now they know I have a rifle. And this may jeopardize me getting a security clearance, which is really important for a scientist. Now my rifle will probably be one of the first confiscated when the powers that be decide that we can't have them anymore. Now I'm gonna be strip-searched every time I want to board a plane. Seriously, this goes way beyond unprofessional. What, does he think terrorists are just gonna walk into his store at any time? Because that's basically how he acted toward me.
So, one detective visit and no-fly list later, do people think I should post the business name?