Bumper Sticker Slogans

[sb350hp]

Hmm. My contributions

name of firearm Dont leave home without it!

Sticks and stones my break my bones gut guns protect my home!

Got Ammo

Wacked out methhead $0
Box of ammo $25
Handgun $700
Peace of mind $Priceless

If you give em up, you gave up!

You don't need a gun. Put your trust in the goverment

If you think you don't need a gun, you had better hope you never need one

My house, My life, My gun, My right

 

[JKimball]

I wonder if you could fit all this onto a bumper sticker:

The 2nd Amendment

It's not about duck hunting.

 

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Sarah Brady will not be at your Rape

Peter Hamm will not be at your School Shooting.

Ted Kennedy will not be at your Car-Jacking.

Hillary will not be at your Armed Holdup

Feinstein will not be at your Home Invasion.


Congress got a pay raise, all I got was a Rape Kit

 

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Sarah Brady will not be at your Rape

Peter Hamm will not be at your School Shooting.

Ted Kennedy will not be at your Car-Jacking.

Hillary will not be at your Armed Holdup

Feinstein will not be at your Home Invasion.


Congress got a pay raise, all I get is a Rape Kit

 

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Sarah Brady will not be at your Rape

Peter Hamm will not be at your School Shooting.

Ted Kennedy will not be at your Car-Jacking.

Hillary will not be at your Armed Holdup

Feinstein will not be at your Home Invasion.


Congress got a pay raise, all I get is a Rape Kit

 

[bigghoss]

probly wouldn't work as a bumper sticker but on a yahoo group there was a pic of a skeleton's hand holding a glock with the slide locked back and a bunch of empty shell cases lying around and it just said "...now you can have it."

or how about "this vehicle protected by (insert gun manufacturer here"

someone posted in another thread "alcohol, tobacco, and firearms should be the name of a convienince store not a government agency"

 

[Outlaws]

 

[RonE]

And then it might get peoples attention: 1911 is faster than 911

 

[chefman]

PEOPLE Shoot People; GUNS Shoot Bullets

 

[protolith]

Re A simple "Molon Labe"

I'm not sure "Come and take it" is what I want written on my car.

But I do like what the phrase really stands for.

 

[Kimber1911_06238]

Gun Control Doesn't Work... Lets Try Parenting

+1 for that one

 

[Outlaws]

 

[ForeignDude]

Hey, Chefman

PEOPLE Shoot People; GUNS Shoot Bullets

I really like this one!

 

[230RN]

This Vehicle Protected By
John M. Browning
Security Services
established 1911

 

[bogie]

I'm not sure if some of these slogans are long enough. Could we add some more words?

 

[noydb]

"Fear a Government that fears your guns".

And off-topic:

"My other SUV ain't a Hybrid either".

 

[YZR]

After reading this thread it's obvious that I need a bigger car!
These are fantastic

 

[tinygnat219]

Gun Bans: Making Fascism Cool Again

This is probably your best one.

The rest are too wordy. Remember, bumper stickers are short sweet and cater to the lowest common denominator.

 

[Dorryn]

Gun Control: Because you don't really need your civil rights anyway.

 

[Bubbles]

"Hello, 911. Please hold..." would work in conjunction with another pro-gun sticker.

 

[ForeignDude]

How About This One?

Somebody mentioned that this one...

"Gun Control: Putting Uppity Negroes In Their Place Since 1877"

...wasn't entirely clear. So, how about this one, expressing the same sentiment...

"Support Gun Control: Jim Crow Would Approve"

 

[cmidkiff]

(sb350hp) If you think you don't need a gun, you had better hope you never need one

I like it... how about a slight modification:

If you think you don't need a gun, you had better be right!

 

[romma]

Ask Murder Victims Their Opinion Of Gun Guntrol

 

[RoadkingLarry]

I'd rather hunt with Dick than ride with Ted.