Caption this picture :-D

[Yohan]

"Now, see here- that's the self destruct button there, press it and the bottom integrated magazine will discharge out of the gun at approx. 200fps- press this when the gun stops, or if the bad guy manages to get your gun out of your holster"

(Any more ideas? )

 

[Yohan]

"Well, no no no, ear protection is for wussies only- Cops like you don't need em anyway"

 

[Betty]

Don't point that thing at the photographer!!

But sir! Cameras steal souls!

 

[Mike Irwin]

Don't stand in front of the guy with the gun.

 

[ErminioB]

am I wrong or the damn finger is not off the trigger guard ?

Well, here in Italy EVERY movie or serial TV let you see the guy with his finger in the wrong place..

Have a good day, gentlemen

 

[Yohan]

Here in the US- Cops, and movie stars are allowed to break the gun safety rule because apparently, they NEVER mess up :banghead:

 

[dinosaur]

"STUN Spock! How many times do I have to tell you to set your phaser on STUN!:banghead:

 

[Nathaniel Firethorn]

"I were jus' gonna see how smart this heah smart-gun thang REALLY is..."

- pdmoderator

 

[spacemanspiff]

"Calm Down Kornchuk! Bobby was just kidding about eating the last cream-filled donut, I swear!"

 

[bogie]

Meow.

 

[sm]

Photography: The next EXtreme Sport

 

[Sindawe]

Phote caption

"Find the mistake in this pic"

I've also noted that in many many movies and TV shows, people run about with their finger on the trigger. I've only seen ONE instance of correct handling of a weapon, and that was from Seven of Nine (the Blonde Borg) on Star Trek: Voyager.

 

[standingbear]

"this is the last thing the camera man saw"

 

[bogie]

Why photojournalists need to go to their gun club's media day.

 

[ErminioB]

Seven of Nine

Really odd, I've seen a lot of episodes but never noticed what she has in her hands..

Bye

Erminio

 

[Dan Shapiro]

"No no no. Put this hand down and turn your gun sideways."

New gangsta trend significantly reduces inner city shooting fatalities

 

[GhostShooter]

Don't bring a camera to a gun fight.

 

[Redlg155]

You know darn well it's my turn. Gimme (grunt) the gun!


Good Shooting
RED

 

[Average Guy]

"Just rest your gun on my hand here while I get that unsightly food out of your macho cop mustache."

 

[Mal H]

"Come on! It's my turn! It's my turn! Give it to me!
Alright, I'm warning you - I'm going to tell Daddy if you don't let me shoot it some!"


[Edit]
Oops, sorry Redlg155, I posted before I sort-of plagiarized your entry.

 

[Master Blaster]

Take your thumbs off the back of the slide, it moves when you fire the gun you know, and if you dont move your thumbs you will get a Boo BOO, and we are out of the piglet bandaids you like.

 

[KMKeller]

Dang it! I know there's a safety device here somewhere!

Or

I think the battery in your pistol decoder ring is dead...

Or

You use Nivea, don't you?

 

[4v50 Gary]

Easy on the trigger... Remember, your ex hired him to take the wedding photos...

 

[Coronach]

Is his finger on or off the trigger? Seriously, I can't tell. And in this instance anyway, it is probably perfectly OK for the finger to be inside the guard...the gun is obviously pointed downrange, and the instructor is likely checking his hand position, and in order to check certain things like how much finger you're using, you kinda gotta show 'em, right?

The camera? We do live-fire exercises all the time with a remote camera downrange.

Now, that said:

"EARL, YOU DEAF SON OF A ****, I SAID 'PUT THE DANGED GUN DOWN!'"

Mike

 

[Apple a Day]

Easy, Earl, EASY! He was just kidding... that hat doesn't make you look like one of the Village People. Now point that gun back downrange.