Fly320s
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Cheney shot his attorney, huh?
I wonder if the attorney will sue. That could be fun to watch.
I wonder if the attorney will sue. That could be fun to watch.
RioShooter said:Seventy-four posts and most of them are attempts at humor.
You can flame me all you want, but I don't see anything humorous in a hunting accident.
Headless Thompson Gunner said:The lawyer was hit in the face, according to news reports. If the shooting had been at close range then the lawyer wouldn't have very much head left, right? So he must have been some distance away. How far away would he have to be in order to be "peppered in the face and chest" and come away mostly uninjured?
jamz said:I hear he's inviting Hillary up for next weekend.
Preacherman said:What odds the other hunter was a Democrat?
Oh - and, duplicate threads merged.
Today the AP reported: WASHINGTON - Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot and wounded a companion during a weekend quail hunting trip in Texas, spraying the fellow hunter in the face and chest with shotgun pellets.
Vice President Cheney explained the shooting this way: “I was tracking a covey of quail with my gun barrel. Suddenly Whittington just popped up from the grass, directly in the way, so I shot him. I know my critics on the left will point out that Whittington is not a bird, but he was between the quail and my gun. My feeling is that when you harbor a quail, it’s the same as being one.”
A medical team quickly tended to the wounded man, much to Cheney’s disappointment, as the Vice President had already told friends he planned to mount Whittington's head over the toilet in his upstairs powder room.
A spokesman for the Whitehouse pointed out that Whittington was a known quail sympathizer. “Our intelligence told us he had WMD in his Elmer Fudd hat. A lot of people were fooled, not just us.”
Waitone said:So was Cheney flushing a covey or flock or herd or gaggle of lawyers?
So what is the proper collective noun for an assembly of lawyers?
no doubt neither the best nor the last but here goes. . .
LOL...Why do I have this mental picture of millions of people wearing Cowboy hats with pock marked faces?
shermacman said:It is not a sport if you can't get hurt.