Classic Quotes of THR

[4v50 Gary]

One fry short of a happy meal.

 

[AZTOY]

Originally Posted by sm


Some folks get it and some never will...as we use to say-

Screw 'em - Feed 'em rice heads and fish

 

[camslam]

Skinny:

"However, in just a few minutes a Glock fanboy will come by and post a link to a test where a Glock was put in a blender filled with Drano, sulfuric acid, Coca-Cola, pirahna, and 2 pounds of industrial diamonds. A CAT D8 bulldozer was then dropped on it from 1000 feet. The owner picked up the Glock, chambered a 155mm HE round, hit a post-it note at 917 miles, and then proceeded to run 726,761 rounds of Wolf ammo coated with Gorilla Glue with no failures".

That is awesome, do you have any links that show the actual gun that was used?

Even for a Glock fan, that is hilarious.

 

[Feanaro]

I have a little text file where I stick anything that catches my fancy or makes me laugh so hard that I pee. Here are some highlights.

Molon Labe: The Drink:
1 part Blood of Tyrants, 1 part crushed Tree of Liberty leaf, 2 parts Sam Adam's beer, dash of Hoppe's to taste. Shake it until the Tree of Liberty leaf has absorbed the blood. Serve ice cold, like revenge."

Although schools don't teach it anymore, there is a big difference between "fact" and "opinion."

This happens all the time in CCW states, right? I mean, I have to dodge bullets at every traffic light on my way to work, which really leaves me drained and unready for the inevitable shootout over a parking space when I get there...

I have always believed that a true gentleman provides covering fire while a lady is reloading.

You know what the difference between me and you really is? You look out there and see a horde of evil, brain eating zombies. I look out there and see a target rich environment.

The biggest problem with a bleeding heart is that it never seems to be fatal.

Closed for thread veer, insults, wallowing in the bar-ditch beside the Low Road, and attempted homicide of a Moderator by way of coronary aneurysm.

A non sequitur wrapped in stupid.

This is THR, not Oleg's Happy Home for the Greatly Bewildered.

 

[jt1]

IMO, for an otherwise qualified person, the only requirement to carry a concealed weapon should be a concealable weapon.

 

[Fn-P9]

GlowinPontiac
"Bradys giving out free paphlets and posters"

 

[ramis]

Another one from biker. I about died laughing the first time I read it.

Hell, if bullets are comin' my way, I'll prove that a 200lb man can low-crawl under a pregnant ant at 28 mph.

 

[Nolo]

Just see my sig...
Cosmoline rocks.

 

[MikePGS]

Biker is definitely a wealth of entertaining and all around good quotes.

However, i came across this one the other day from Rey B

Originally posted by Rey B
When I first bought my S&W 22S the guy at the gun shop told me that he and his buddies liked to shoot golf balls with one. I went forth and had much fun with mine. The next time I was in the shop I told him I had tried his idea...lots of fun till I got asked to leave the driving range because I was disturbing the other golfers.His boss spewed coffee all over the counter,

 

[Bazooka Joe71]

Originally Posted by Cosmoline
That would really suck to do a forced entry all fancied up like that, only to have your pants explode.

What was the context of the rest of the quote/story?

 

[1911RjB]

Originally posted by SKINNYGUY

"However, in just a few minutes a Glock fanboy will come by and post a link to a test where a Glock was put in a blender filled with Drano, sulfuric acid, Coca-Cola, pirahna, and 2 pounds of industrial diamonds. A CAT D8 bulldozer was then dropped on it from 1000 feet. The owner picked up the Glock, chambered a 155mm HE round, hit a post-it note at 917 miles, and then proceeded to run 726,761 rounds of Wolf ammo coated with Gorilla Glue with no failures.

This is by far the Funniest damn thing i have read on here and wanted to re post it.

 

[Matt King]

What was the context of the rest of the quote/story?

Cosmoline was talking about a mall-ninja ammo ad.

 

[Bazooka Joe71]

Extreme shock?

The mall ninja's wet dream. 5 bucks a round. LOL

 

[Nightcrawler]

From Correia regarding the HK XM8 rifle:

Quote:
Are XM8's Legal?

In the same way that it is also legal to keep the Loch Ness Monster as a pet.

Quote:
XM8's look like a much better weapon than an AR-15

According to HK's marketing department.

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they were almost adopted by the military.

Only if you define "almost" as "never, ever, in a million years, no, not only no, hell no, HK can go to hell, go to hell and DIE!"

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I was curius if these were available to civilians

Nein! For that does not fit into H und K's Master Plan. HK despises the civillian market.

Allow me to quote H und K's slogan. HK. Because you suck. And we hate you.

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Yeah, but it's really cool looking.

It looks like the mutant love child of a super soaker and Bloaty the Pizza Hog.

 

[W.E.G.]

A concealed handgun should be comfort-ing - not comfort-able.

 

[jt1]

...a .38+P 158gr. heavy load is more that enough to inform a BG of your displeasure with his actions...

 

[Nolo]

Their tactical pants appear to be exploding! That would really suck to do a forced entry all fancied up like that, only to have your pants explode.

 

[2TransAms]

I can't see a bunch of cavemen sitting around discussing a recent outbreak of violence and deciding to get rid of all the rocks.......they would more than likely bash in the heads of the offending parties and carry on. It is still to this day the best way to deal with this kind of thing.

He posted that over a year ago,and I bookmarked it because it struck me as so darn funny and true.

And everything sm posted should be collected into a book. I'd like to meet him someday.

 

[MikePGS]

Armored man also has the great sig line that says "If total government control equals safety, why are prisons so dangerous?"

 

[Sunray]

"...I really need it. I want to get it tattooed on me...." Speaking of quotes.

 

[bigun15]

I've always liked Doc2005's Shootist's Prayer

Guns are good;
Guns are great;
Please Lord help those we hate.
Give us this day our daily lead,
and hunting land we’ll call a spread.
If I should die here on this today,
I pray for guns in Heaven with which to play.

Amen,

Others:

How to keep your daughter's date a gentleman:

Just take the young man aside while you're waiting for her to get ready, put your arm around his shoulders, and say... "Just so you know, whatever you do to her tonight, I'm going to do to you when you get back."

Yesterday, a gunman pull out a semi automatic machine gun pistol revolver high powered 22.....

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion."

 

[Glock22]

Originally Posted by Tamara
I have always believed that a true gentleman provides covering fire while a lady is reloading.

How to keep your daughter's date a gentleman:

Just take the young man aside while you're waiting for her to get ready, put your arm around his shoulders, and say... "Just so you know, whatever you do to her tonight, I'm going to do to you when you get back."

This one is my favorite so far.

Originally posted by SKINNYGUY

"However, in just a few minutes a Glock fanboy will come by and post a link to a test where a Glock was put in a blender filled with Drano, sulfuric acid, Coca-Cola, pirahna, and 2 pounds of industrial diamonds. A CAT D8 bulldozer was then dropped on it from 1000 feet. The owner picked up the Glock, chambered a 155mm HE round, hit a post-it note at 917 miles, and then proceeded to run 726,761 rounds of Wolf ammo coated with Gorilla Glue with no failures.

 

[PTK]

Paranoia: To some, it's an affliction. To me, it's a hobby.

 

[jt1]

Two from the S&W forum:

S&W revolvers and dogs are rewards from God for being good.

3 day waiting period? But I'm mad now!

 

[skinnyguy]

Hey there people, it would seem that this post is attributing the "Glock fanboy" post to me more often than the original poster; Jorg. Quote is post #2 in this thread, http://www.thehighroad.org/showthread.php?t=264379.

Please make sure that the credit goes to the proper person, even though I would REALLY like to take credit for it.