Texfire
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Coronach said:Just to be an overly-serious buzzkill...
...lying to your spouse is almost never a good idea. Xmas, Valentines Day and her birthday are the only real exceptions.
Or when she asks you, "Honey does this (insert article of clothing) make me look fat?"
Modern science has only discovered two effective tactics that lead to any chance of surviving that no-win scenario. Either calmy answer in the negative, if necessary lying your ass off, and you better be convincing either way. Or you can point behind her then run away when she turns to look.
Tex