memphismark
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A good laugh for everybody.
There was a traveling salesman down in Louisiana who managed to get lost, so he pulls down an old backroad looking for someone to ask directions from. He see's a sign up ahead that reads, "Talkin' dawg for sale." The salesmans says to himself, "I gotta see what this hillbilly is up to with a talking dog". So he pulls up the dirt driveway and goes up on the front porch and knocks on the door. An old man walks up and cracks open the screen and say's "howdy, can I help you". The salesman say's, "yeah, I was just passing thru and noticed your sign out front about a talking dog and thought I'd check him out." The old man replys, "sure, just walk around back and you can't miss him." So the salesman walks about 300 feet around to the big back yard and see's this old hound laying on his back, just watching the world go by. The salesman walks up, and feeling kind of stupid looks at the dog and say's, "Hey, you know how to talk?" The dog lets out a big yawn and says, "Yep, I can talk." The traveling salesman just about jumps out of his shoes. He can't believe what he's just heard! Gathering himself, he asks the dog, "So what's your story". The dog sits up and says, "Well, I discovered I could talk when I was just a young pup. I could tell I was different than other dogs, so I decided I wanted to serve my country. I hired in with the FBI and they immediately started sending me to other countries to spy on foriegn dictators and enemies of America. So there I was, in the company of Kings and killers. Nobody ever suspected this dog from the USA could talk! Anyway, after many years of that I started to get tired of the travel so I quit and went to work for Los Angeles International Airport doing airport security after 9-11. I did that for about 8 years and then I decided to get married, retire, and have some puppies." The salesman is beside himself at this point. He cannot believe what is happening, so he runs back around to the front porch, bangs on the door and tells the old man, "I have just got to have this dog. How much." The old man shuffles his feet and looks at him and say's, "I'm asking 10 dollars." The salesman is in shock, he can't believe it. He say's, "Ten dollars, that dog can talk, why only 10 dollars?". The old man looks at him and say's, "Yeah, but that dogs also a bull****ter, he ain't never been out of that back yard!!!! memphismark "I'm just sayin"
There was a traveling salesman down in Louisiana who managed to get lost, so he pulls down an old backroad looking for someone to ask directions from. He see's a sign up ahead that reads, "Talkin' dawg for sale." The salesmans says to himself, "I gotta see what this hillbilly is up to with a talking dog". So he pulls up the dirt driveway and goes up on the front porch and knocks on the door. An old man walks up and cracks open the screen and say's "howdy, can I help you". The salesman say's, "yeah, I was just passing thru and noticed your sign out front about a talking dog and thought I'd check him out." The old man replys, "sure, just walk around back and you can't miss him." So the salesman walks about 300 feet around to the big back yard and see's this old hound laying on his back, just watching the world go by. The salesman walks up, and feeling kind of stupid looks at the dog and say's, "Hey, you know how to talk?" The dog lets out a big yawn and says, "Yep, I can talk." The traveling salesman just about jumps out of his shoes. He can't believe what he's just heard! Gathering himself, he asks the dog, "So what's your story". The dog sits up and says, "Well, I discovered I could talk when I was just a young pup. I could tell I was different than other dogs, so I decided I wanted to serve my country. I hired in with the FBI and they immediately started sending me to other countries to spy on foriegn dictators and enemies of America. So there I was, in the company of Kings and killers. Nobody ever suspected this dog from the USA could talk! Anyway, after many years of that I started to get tired of the travel so I quit and went to work for Los Angeles International Airport doing airport security after 9-11. I did that for about 8 years and then I decided to get married, retire, and have some puppies." The salesman is beside himself at this point. He cannot believe what is happening, so he runs back around to the front porch, bangs on the door and tells the old man, "I have just got to have this dog. How much." The old man shuffles his feet and looks at him and say's, "I'm asking 10 dollars." The salesman is in shock, he can't believe it. He say's, "Ten dollars, that dog can talk, why only 10 dollars?". The old man looks at him and say's, "Yeah, but that dogs also a bull****ter, he ain't never been out of that back yard!!!! memphismark "I'm just sayin"
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