Don't let your kids take Costco bacon to school

[Wopasaurus]

Those are the Glocks that the terrorists used in Die Hard 4. They're made of porcelain so that nutrition facts can't be picked up...

 

[Biker]

Ah, so 'pork' does indeed become a verb when one wields the Bacon Strip of Justice!

Biker...Porkin'

 

[Grizfire]

"What kind of ammo would you like, sir?"

"Uhhhhhhh. Maple?"

Or the 230 grain .45 BLT.

 

[rickomatic]

There was a very bad review of those on the JFPO website.

 

[SuperNaut]

Out of my cold, greasy, chubby, hands!

 

[Grayrock]

And before you wield it in self defense, you tell the bad guy "squeal like a pig for, me!"

 

[sm]

Funny!

Lemme guess, it shoots Little Smokies sausages ...

 

[TwitchALot]

On a side note, I think post #12 is the best post here so far.

 

[Floppy_D]

Hey guys, I just used the search function to look up "lame puns" and "so-so one liners". Does anyone know why this thread popped up?

 

[Wopasaurus]

That's the new standard issue police gun.

jk

 

[TonyB]

Bacon doesn't kill people.....high cholesterol does.
I loved this gun in "the Man with the Golden Fried gun..."

 

[sacp81170a]

lettuce,tomato, and miracle whip

Philistine!

 

[ranger58]

#12 is good, should we start a poll.

 

[pit-sitter]

Wopasaurus wrote: "That's the new standard issue police gun.

jk "

No, that would be the new stealth glazed donut Glock.

 

[Rokyudai]

I 'smoked' that 'turkey' hiding behind the 'maple' with my new CCB (Concealed Cured Bacon) which I holster IWB (Inside the Waist Bacon)! It doesn't ride up, but I seem to have A LOT of printing near the front of my belly and dogs follow me wherever I go!

 

[thorn726]

I'm going to Costco because I need a gun that can be concealed in a sandwich.

hilarious! also, yes I bet JFPO did give this weapon a very poor review

 

[ChopperKen]

Swallow it for deep concealment, It automatically becomes available when BG pulls his own weapon on you...

 

[Grizfire]

Swallow it for deep concealment, It automatically becomes available when BG pulls his own weapon on you...

OK, I laughed out loud from that one.

 

[Kind of Blued]

I thought that this was a serious thread until post 3.

WOW!

 

[eric_t12]

can't be any more dangerous or concealable than the ceramic glock!

it costs more than you make in a month, and you have to import it from germany!

[/idiot]

 

[Biker]

ChopperKen wins so far...

Biker

 

[Phydeaux642]

I am suddenly very hungry for a PLT (pistol, lettuce and tomato) sandwhich.

_________________

"Phydeaux, bad dog....no biscuit!"

 

[CZ 42]

I've heard that the Red Commie Pigs have taken to wearing suicide vests made of these into slaughterhouses and then tricking butchers into killing them. Then the extra deadly stealth Bacon Strips are separated and distributed to poor orphans and disadvantaged children of all sorts, who of course shouldn't have these super deadly cop-killer assault breakfasts, so they immediately turn obese and eventually bring the collapse of Capitalism as we know it. That is why I support the AFB (assault foods ban) that prohibits all food not made before 1970. It's for the children.

 

[Superlite27]

"Hey Joe, is that gun oil?

"Nah......Crisco."

 

[cbsbyte]

Well if you turn them around they look like the shape of Massachusetts.