DoubleTapDrew
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Oh good, I'm not the only one! Kinda like that movie "The Park is Mine" with Tommy Lee Jones?
Dreams about guns
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Metapotent
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I have good dreams involving guns and bad dreams.
Good: I buy a machine gun, find a cache of weapons, shoot terrorists and save the day, things like that.
Bad: Someone in the dream accidentally shoots someone, or I accidentally shoot someone. Or being out hunting and having a psychotic rural local hunting ME.
But the worst is when I have a dream that I'm shooting, but I just CANNOT hit anything that I'm shooting at.
Good: I buy a machine gun, find a cache of weapons, shoot terrorists and save the day, things like that.
Bad: Someone in the dream accidentally shoots someone, or I accidentally shoot someone. Or being out hunting and having a psychotic rural local hunting ME.
But the worst is when I have a dream that I'm shooting, but I just CANNOT hit anything that I'm shooting at.
Tommygunn
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Geronimo45 said:
LOL. Pretty sure I had a 30 rnd stick mag in it. You'd get enough bruises in one's kidneys from the stick mag -- a drum mag would do a real job of it!! I guess I was looking at it from the point of view that not too many people would be terribly anxious to mess with someone with a Thompson.
EventHorizon
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I went through a bad spell several months ago where I was having horrible nightmares that were causing me to react violently in the outside, non-sleeping, real world.
When the zombies were attacking me and pulling me down to my doom, I woke up to find myself kicking my wife. She did not appreciate this.
When the gangsters boarded my yacht and where about to start cutting off appendages, I flung myself off the boat and woke up on the floor next to the bed. I did not appreciate this.
When the troll was trying to bite my face off, I woke up to find myself stabbing the nightstand with my eye glasses. The glasses miraculously survived but the top and front of the nightstand are all gouged up.
At that point, I collected all the blades, Surefire E2Ds, and firearms that were within easy reach of my side of the bed and put them far away to avoid doing anyone or anything some serious damage.
Fortunately, that wretched time has past and I'm sleeping like an exhausted puppy again.
When the zombies were attacking me and pulling me down to my doom, I woke up to find myself kicking my wife. She did not appreciate this.
When the gangsters boarded my yacht and where about to start cutting off appendages, I flung myself off the boat and woke up on the floor next to the bed. I did not appreciate this.
When the troll was trying to bite my face off, I woke up to find myself stabbing the nightstand with my eye glasses. The glasses miraculously survived but the top and front of the nightstand are all gouged up.
At that point, I collected all the blades, Surefire E2Ds, and firearms that were within easy reach of my side of the bed and put them far away to avoid doing anyone or anything some serious damage.
Fortunately, that wretched time has past and I'm sleeping like an exhausted puppy again.
My gun dreams are just plain old weird and disturbing , because either the guns start talking to me or I end naked at the range or sometimes both, and if you don't think a 40+ yr old 5 foot tall 215 lb naked guy running around with a loaded talking AR-15 isn't disturbing, then you're worse off than I am.
RH
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I have had two kinds of gun dreams. I have one in which the bad guys fall like ten pins as I blast away with a late-model Thompson. This I think was caused by watching too many episodes as a child of the "Combat" TV series in the 1960's, starring Vic Morrow. The other recurring dream is that I am fighting for my life in a difficult handgun battle and I get the bad guy in my sights and the gun jams. I might be returning to law enforcement soon, I hope this isn't a premonition!
Sindawe
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I have a fair number for dreams that involve firearms in some fashion. I'm not surprised, since dreams are reflections of our waking lives and a fair portion of my leisure time involves firearms in some fashion or another. Firearms not working properly in my dreams has become on of my trigger that "Hey! I'm DREAMING! When I dream, *I* am in CONTROL."
And then the guns become superfluous.
And then the guns become superfluous.
I've been collecting firearms for some time now (approaching 20 yrs) but got a rare wierd one 2 or 3 nights ago.
I have a display case in my safe with a few modern German made guns in it (SIG, Walther, couple HKs). In my dream, I had lent this display to my workplace. (Where I work we manufacture high temperature environment wires and use displays in production to show at to look for in good/bad examples.) Why my display had anything to do with wire making is unknown in the dream. Anyway, I had noticed while walking by the display that the P7M13 was missing (I had not locked the case). This got me pretty worried in the dream as, 1: one of my prized guns was stolen, and 2: there was a stolen gun in circulation. After a, what seemed like, few minutes, the dream ended and I went on to another. Woke up feeling slightly relieved that it was only a dream.
I have a display case in my safe with a few modern German made guns in it (SIG, Walther, couple HKs). In my dream, I had lent this display to my workplace. (Where I work we manufacture high temperature environment wires and use displays in production to show at to look for in good/bad examples.) Why my display had anything to do with wire making is unknown in the dream. Anyway, I had noticed while walking by the display that the P7M13 was missing (I had not locked the case). This got me pretty worried in the dream as, 1: one of my prized guns was stolen, and 2: there was a stolen gun in circulation. After a, what seemed like, few minutes, the dream ended and I went on to another. Woke up feeling slightly relieved that it was only a dream.
loki.fish
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I had one the other day about me finding a revolver laying outside of a friends house on his porch. What little I remember of it, I was being really safe with it, my buddies mom's ex boyfriend shows up and grabs it. Starts being an idiot with it, does the negligent discharge thing and it ends up being a fully automatic revolver shooting massive amounts of lead. How this was possible I have no idea and why these people in it is even more odd. But I managed to cook up a fully auto revolver with the Hollywood ability of never needing to reload. Funny thing is, i don't own a revolver :/
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