Euphemisms for a Shotgun?

[Bigjake]

social worker

 

[PaladinVC]

Deconstipator. I like it. It takes that one brief moment of thought that makes so many good jokes work.

 

[lawson]

"Department Of Homeland Security"

 

[critter]

Internatiional Harvester.

 

[The-Fly]

i named my new 870 "The freshmaker". Dont know why i decided on that name, just sounded good to me

 

[progunner1957]

Just a few...

Gangsta ventilator.

Thug buster.

Poop maker (makes the Thug...)

Carackhead Cuisinart.

Raghead reaper (apologies to the culturally sensitive).

Swiss cheese maker.

Hamburger maker.

IED (Illegal Exterminating Device, as in south-of-the-border illegals).

Gangsta getter.

Disrute resolution hardware.

The Undertaker.

 

[V4Vendetta]

Possum Remover.

 

[Jack Straw from Wichita]

euphemism for shotgun

Preparation H.

 

[RioShooter]

Pellet Pusher

 

[backlash]

Closet cannon

 

[Rpriestlyjr]

Got to be a "SHUCK-O-MATIC!"

 

[BADSBSNF81]

Gauge
Thunder Stick
Attitude Adjuster

 

[Hawk]

If surrounded by hostiles at a cocktail party in darkest Rockville, MD:

"John Kerry Gun"





as in: "used by"

 

[TIMC]

I like to refer to my SxS as my old "twice barrel"

 

[Dragun]

i call mine "Gates" as in "Gates of Hell". have you met my friend Gates?

 

[dance varmint]

- The ol' Stackbarrel

- The Dirty Dozen

 

[HiWayMan]

"International Harvester" is a great name. I like it.

 

[Thefabulousfink]

Shirely....or Suzie

Keep it simple, keep it sweet

 

[turretG]

One member on our armored crew called it "Mr Rodgers" . I thought that was
funny.

 

[JakeMate]

In the Movie Evil Dead, it was a BOOMSTICK

 

[Throttle_monkey1]

I call my 14" Fabarm the room broom, as it is mostly an HD shotgun in this configuration. And it will clean the room of unwanted robbers, crackheads, murderers, rapists, or anyone that's illegally in one of my rooms.

 

[thundercates]

oh, well...

I am a long time lurker, who absolutly had to sign on for this discussion, haha

- The B**ch
-Hallway Howitzer
-Meat Grinder
-Home Wrecker
-One Eyed Cruiser Snake
-Epileptic Surgeon
-Doc
-Piece Treaty
-Hostage Negotiator
-Hot Toddy
-French Laxative
-Master of the House
-Locksmith
-Back Up (aka 27 j2)
-Bed BUG
-Relief Pitcher
-Corkscrew
-Monster Truck
-Futher Muck
-Scrambler
-Deflator
-Yoo Wantoo
-Shuck-Shuck

and finally...

-The Phallic Compensator

 

[bowfin]

I call my shotgun a shotgun, or if I need to be more definitive, I call the Mossberg a Mossberg, the Remington an 870, and the Ithaca....well, you get the point.

People who nickname their guns out here get a quizzical look and then are asked, "You're from the city, aren't you?"

 

[porterdog]

LOL, my buddy Deno calls his 870 "The Speaker of the House," or "Mr. Speaker."

Me, I stick w/ scattergun.

 

[mp510]

Since it's a Mossberg, you can call it a "Mossie".