Euphemisms for a Shotgun?

[Okiecruffler]

The wife calls her Mossy, Bruce.

I don't know why, don't ask why, don't wanna know why.

 

[Biker]

The wife calls her Mossy, Bruce.

I don't know why, don't ask why, don't wanna know why.

Don't blame ya!

Biker

 

[Ironballs]

atta boy
baller
remmy (just remington though)
thumper
b@*ch stick
oh yeah oh yeah
Meat'n taters
grinder
Gator (big teath)
plug gun

 

[Striker]

In parts of Louisana I've heard a double referred to as "dat twice shoot huntin' gun".

 

[bogie]

I like Mister Twelve.

You know, I'd really like to find a short barreled 870 or 500 in 28 gauge...

 

[Flatfender]

Jesus Stick (as in: are you ready to meet?)
My Little Friend
Braille Gun
Chicago Typewriter (I think this is more of a Thompson MG name)

 

[crazed_ss]

In the movie training day when reffering to the shotgun

Alonso: Gimme The B**ch

 

[proud2deviate]

I've always liked "social worker."

Makes people think.

 

[PJR]

People who nickname their guns out here get a quizzical look and then are asked, "You're from the city, aren't you?"

Same here although if the name is really silly (as most are) we do our damndest not to laugh in their faces. We will snicker behind their backs however.

 

[JesseJames]

Et in Arcadia Ego.

"A reference to the lethal in it." - Cormac McCarthy Blood Meridian