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at work,,,
where else?
drunk first shifter (actually nicknamed bubba) comes in with his 30/30 lookin' for the second shifter who owed him a little $
i'm the first one he see's so he points it at me and asks where (dont remember his name) is
i said, "don't you point that thing at me" and he raised the muzzle
i was unarmed
i told him i didnt know and just walked right past him and headed for the nearest phone.
the intended victim(?) caught wind of all this and skeedaddled out the back door and disappeared
so bubba made his way back out and headed on home.
still mad and with no money
then his wife (whom we called Mama) took his guns away
so then some wiseacre scribbles a little graffitti "bubba's got a gun" a twist on the aerosmith song, on the wall near the time clock
and some other wiseacre scribbles underneath it "but mama took it away"
he got himself off the hook by claiming it was a bb gun
and everybody loved bubba cause he was a good guy, and had been at the company forever, so,,,
that was the biggest bore i've ever seen on a bb gun, and i got a real good look
it finally came to be known as "the large caliber bb gun incident"
i'm glad it turned out to be a somewhat funny story
and not another bad one on the evening news
where else?
drunk first shifter (actually nicknamed bubba) comes in with his 30/30 lookin' for the second shifter who owed him a little $
i'm the first one he see's so he points it at me and asks where (dont remember his name) is
i said, "don't you point that thing at me" and he raised the muzzle
i was unarmed
i told him i didnt know and just walked right past him and headed for the nearest phone.
the intended victim(?) caught wind of all this and skeedaddled out the back door and disappeared
so bubba made his way back out and headed on home.
still mad and with no money
then his wife (whom we called Mama) took his guns away
so then some wiseacre scribbles a little graffitti "bubba's got a gun" a twist on the aerosmith song, on the wall near the time clock
and some other wiseacre scribbles underneath it "but mama took it away"
he got himself off the hook by claiming it was a bb gun
and everybody loved bubba cause he was a good guy, and had been at the company forever, so,,,
that was the biggest bore i've ever seen on a bb gun, and i got a real good look
it finally came to be known as "the large caliber bb gun incident"
i'm glad it turned out to be a somewhat funny story
and not another bad one on the evening news