JBusch8899
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- Apr 22, 2004
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This one I said myself........
I was off duty and wearing blue jeans, sneakers, tee shirt and a leather jacket (but still looks as a cop)......talking with a friend moonlighting in his real cop uniform.
A guys walks by and says sarcastically,"Look at all the badges and guns".
My response: "I don't have a badge".
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This one I overheard from an arrest of an extraordinary mouthy criminal:
Criminal to his wife: "When I make bail, I'm gonna cap your ass!"
Cop: "When you make bail, you're going to have a scorching case of dented hemmhoroids just before a terminal case of lead poisoning from my Glock.
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Jail C.O.: "No guns allowed"
Visitor: "Does that include the criminals?"
I was off duty and wearing blue jeans, sneakers, tee shirt and a leather jacket (but still looks as a cop)......talking with a friend moonlighting in his real cop uniform.
A guys walks by and says sarcastically,"Look at all the badges and guns".
My response: "I don't have a badge".
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This one I overheard from an arrest of an extraordinary mouthy criminal:
Criminal to his wife: "When I make bail, I'm gonna cap your ass!"
Cop: "When you make bail, you're going to have a scorching case of dented hemmhoroids just before a terminal case of lead poisoning from my Glock.
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Jail C.O.: "No guns allowed"
Visitor: "Does that include the criminals?"